Maxed out V-Card

Having sex for the first time, or in other words using one's virgin credit limit a.k.a v card to its maximum.

Last night Chimonya had sex for the first time, his Maxed out V-card is no longer accepted.

by Chimonya October 26, 2011

Maxed out

The feeling of debilitating lethargy that steals over one after a night (or nights) of heavy excess.

*Knock on door* *Door opens revealing haggard, molting, late adolescent/early 20's male enveloped in duvet*

"Wow dude, you look like shit"
"I know. What d'ya want?"
"Huh?..It's time to play football obviously"
"No f**king way man. I'm 100% maxed out after last night"
"Omg, whatever fag"

*Door slams. Dialogue ends*

by Peter who is better than you January 17, 2008

Maxed out

1) A state of taking something to the extreme, causing it to fail abruptly due to reaching it's highest possible limit.
2) To be in such a circumstance that you are unable to perform a bodily function/action as normal.
3) To become broke in a very short period of time due to overspending.

1) That old lady maxed out her knees when she fell over.
2) Sir,I can't do P.E today cuz i've maxed out my ankle.
3) My woman robbed my credit card last night and now it's maxed out

by Samstorm December 5, 2004

maxed out

anything wicked cool or heavily under the influence of mind altering drugs or being reel wiped out.

i am maxed out.

special effects are maxed out.

Woah, that was maxed out.

by spanky May 25, 2003

Maxed Out

1 (Noun): The feeling of tiredness after you have watched all three "Mad Max" films in a row. The Mad Max movies are a post-apocalyptic series of Australian films by George Miller, thus the bleakness of the second film of the trilogy combined with the Australian gore of the first and the human drama of Beyond Thunderdome, the Third film in the trilogy, would exhaust anybody.

Man, I feel totally Maxed Out after I watched the entire Mad Max trilogy!

by TeenAuthor September 20, 2007

Maxed Out

To sexually to the max where you have no more energy to continue

Uma: Where were you last night?
Ace: Shiddd bitch I was getting maxed out

Ex. Kyrie stay maxing his girl out

by Acethaghost July 27, 2019

maxed out

When you drink too many Maxwell House coffees and you get the jitters.

I am totally maxed out on the house today.

by monkeyshiners February 3, 2021