Someone who believes Tesla and Elon Musk are going to the moon, in a series of logarithmic, S- and exponential curves all stacked on each other, with orders of magnitude thrown in for seasoning.
Everything will be electric, with energy generated by solar, and Teslabots will press and fold your underwear on the free citizens' anarchical republic of Mars while you drop kids off at the pool while simultaneously tweeting and watching tunnels being dug via your Neuralink chip.
In 500 years: "Archeologists have been unable to determine why Tesla Maximalists ritualistically stuffed canines into trunks as a form of worship."
by NotEarl April 22, 2022
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