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Maxed Out

The process of being so overwhelmed in which you have no idea of what you should be doing or are doing
J biebs was so maxed out at Mcdonalds last night he messed up our order 3 times.
by Anonomooose October 26, 2011
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maxed out

Drinking two MAX VIBE alcoholic energy drinks in one night, causing incessant vomiting
"Did you see Charlie at Justin's party last weekend?"

"Yea, he was totally maxed out"
by Meesles December 11, 2009
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Maxed out V-Card

Having sex for the first time, or in other words using one's virgin credit limit a.k.a v card to its maximum.
Last night Chimonya had sex for the first time, his Maxed out V-card is no longer accepted.
by Chimonya October 26, 2011
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MAXED THE FUCK OUT

Hardcore, balls out, pissing your pants Billy Madison style partying.

A state of mind that occurs after a night of binge drinking, coke usage, acid tripping, etc.

Usually, a session of pre-pregaming mixed with idiotic advice from friends, and a couple of unwanted pregnancies stem from a night of being MAXED.....THE FUCK OUT.
AJ: Dude, its totally alright to come inside of her, just as long as you pull out immediately after you bust.

Alex: (After doing 6 keg stands back to back, while snorting an ounce of molly and battery acid) Yeah....? Uh....yeah, fuck yeah.....yeah!!

Six months later Alex discovered that he was the father of 5 kids to an Ethopian tramp that searched random college parties, so that she could have sex and possibly gain citizenship through her unwilling victim. What a fucking slore.

Warning: MAXED THE FUCK OUT is a product that should be used sparingly and rarely. Also MAXED THE FUCK OUT is not meant for everyone. Please seek medical attention if: your bladder, splein, intestinal tract or kidneys begin to hurt. Terminal cancer, as well as, depression, suicide, and unwanted pregnancies by random Ethiopian herpes infested sluts may also occur. If you ever experience the need to run down the street, eating a bucket of fried chicken and covering yourself in green jello, then you've probably watched "Demolition Man" too many times.
by I Just Don't Give a Fuck October 10, 2011
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Maxed out

The feeling of debilitating lethargy that steals over one after a night (or nights) of heavy excess.
*Knock on door* *Door opens revealing haggard, molting, late adolescent/early 20's male enveloped in duvet*

"Wow dude, you look like shit"
"I know. What d'ya want?"
"Huh?..It's time to play football obviously"
"No f**king way man. I'm 100% maxed out after last night"
"Omg, whatever fag"

*Door slams. Dialogue ends*
by Peter who is better than you January 17, 2008
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Maxed out

1) A state of taking something to the extreme, causing it to fail abruptly due to reaching it's highest possible limit.
2) To be in such a circumstance that you are unable to perform a bodily function/action as normal.
3) To become broke in a very short period of time due to overspending.
1) That old lady maxed out her knees when she fell over.
2) Sir,I can't do P.E today cuz i've maxed out my ankle.
3) My woman robbed my credit card last night and now it's maxed out
by Samstorm December 5, 2004
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maxed out

anything wicked cool or heavily under the influence of mind altering drugs or being reel wiped out.
i am maxed out.

special effects are maxed out.

Woah, that was maxed out.
by spanky May 25, 2003
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