mawile

Undoubtedly the best pokémon. Unbeatable. Basically God.

Man, Mawile just showed up, it's over.

by weoifreipr May 21, 2019

Mwilf

An attractive mother and wife

She's a hot mwilf

by Lovelaced11 July 26, 2021

MailFunction

Where your postal service or post office functions wrongly or does not function at all.

"The past few days there has been some mailfunction on the telephone lines to Iceland Post. For 1-3 minutes at a time the connection is disrupted and excisting phone calls are cut short unexpectedly." - Icelandic Post Office news

by Jurgen222 August 24, 2010

MWILF

Mature Woman I'd Like to Fuck.
A childless woman, 35 or older, who you'd like to fuck.

Damn, did you see that MWILF?

by tobiasrex April 20, 2010

matilf

mom and teacher id like to fuck

dude......... mrs. jones is the biggest matilf ever

by bobulous April 22, 2006

Mawilliams

The term originates from a historically significant man: William Rufus, who was king of england from 1056-1100 who was noted as cruel, selfish, self-indulgent and unjust. He died a mysterious death; leaving speculation that karma strikes those who are selfish.

The term 'Mawilliams' then came about, to describe someone who doesn't share with others, while generally being known as someone who always 'takes'.

Classically this is associated with the sharing of food, however the term can also be used to describe someone who doesn't share money, drugs or transport.

I can't believe you won't give me some crisps, your such a mawilliams!

by IKnowStuffToo June 30, 2010

masilf

It stands for mom, aunt and sister I would fucked. Meaning that a woman who is a sister, a mom and an aunt that have sexy beautiful face, petite butts and delicious-looking legs.

Look at these three ladies. They look like masilf.

by jaylani adam August 31, 2008