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Maurizio 

An absolute queer, probably does CrossFit and hits on every girl known to man. He’s most likely Hispanic and tries to act hard as fuck, secretly loves getting sloppy seconds.
Guy: You know that kid Maurizio?
Girl: Yea isn’t that kid gay?
Maurizio by MonkeysInMyButt May 18, 2020

Mauritia 

You will never find someone like Mauritia, thats why she is as rare as her name, but beautiful in every way. She becomes a part of your family and welcomes you into hers. She is always there for her close ones even when she has to make a though choice. Mauritia is a boss a$$ woman and will kick your a$$ if you hurt anyone she cares about. You will never doubt her because of how loyal she is and always have been. She is a woman who is capable of boulding an empire!!

My best friend and sister :)
/Venus
Person 1: Mauritia is so cool and awesome.
Person 2: Yeah right and she is great at boxing!!!
Mauritia by Venuus.1 July 5, 2020

Mauritian ice-cream 

When you leave work early in spite of having customers to go procreate and eat dhall puri
Raj was going to have Mauritian ice-cream (Raj closed the restaurant early in spite of customers in order to go home and impregant his wife and eat dhall puri)
Mauritian ice-cream by John45! October 26, 2020

Maurizio Fedeli 

White male emigrated from somewhere in the Latin world. He doesn’t like physical contact, but he has a huge penis. He’s a visionary fanatic of bullshit. His wife hates him, but being rich, she fucks him easily.
Maurizio Fedeli: "I want some pussy today"
Gilberta: "Fuck you Maurizio Fedeli, you have work to do today, don't think about me please."
Maurizio Fedeli: "I love pussy but i prefer my bullshit."
Maurizio Fedeli by Apostle of truth November 21, 2021