Mau

One of the better card games on the planet. There are literally MILLIONS of variations. One variation believes it is against the rules to speak about the rules.

Dude, wanna play some Mau?
Heck ya, Mau rocks!

by Squishy74 September 6, 2005

mau

a person with very dark nipples

general eric is a mau

by frankysharky123 June 11, 2018

Mau

An adorable little man of spherical stature, inquisitive countenance, and shiny cyan feathers; possesses the ability to speak, although limited to the language Mau; lacks arms, yet has stocky little legs, fat feet, and a tail

Admirer: Wow, Mau, you are absolutely adorable.
Mau: Mau, mau mau maumau mau!

by Mau (Mau Mau Mau) December 24, 2006

mau

an angell on earth, mau is the only person you wanna talk to all day, you can trust him with your secrets and he will lock them in a 9ft thicc safe. you gotta love our crackhead mau <3

mau is the greatest person ever, all he does is listen to 999 and XO

by mauthecrackhead October 4, 2020

Mau

A country in Northern Africa bordering on Algeria, Niger, Mauritania and Guinea. The capital city is Bamako.

I'm going to Mau for my holiday, I'll need my Malaria injections.

by Mr_Meister March 31, 2009

Mau

A person that doesn't have any eyebrows.

Mau! What happened to your eyebrows?

by User 160057 June 16, 2020

Mau

Mau means Big Mac Stau

Person A: Did you just order 40 Big Macs?
Mau *starts eating 40 Big Macs in one sitting*

by HeiligerRitterKurt September 1, 2020