Matzo crackers

A derogatory term about Jewish people....Matzo because they are Jewish....Crackers because they are white....

The matzo crackers over there want more challah bread....

by Happy Bunny March 25, 2021

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Steven Matos

Bad MOFO that eats the whole Reese's, not just the middle

Yo, you actin like a str8 up Steven Matos right now dawg. Sheeeet

by Rockinsquare007 October 31, 2016

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A dreadlocked jewish kid with who loves loves jam bands, and lives on his parents trust fund. Basically a jewish trustafarian. You can usually find them areas with concentrated dirty hippie populations such as Boulder CO. or Burlington VT. They typically cling to one esoteric gimmick after another and have no ability to understand the self sustaining masses. They have a prepensity for giving themselves too much credit, and honestly believe that they have earned what has been given to them.

One of my lab partners in my environmental science class is a vegan matzofarian who won't shut up about his trancefusion music collective.

by shanty23 July 22, 2011

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Matzoh Fever

The uncontrollable urge of a Goyim (gentile) to have sex with a Jewish person.

Me: Wow, Sarah Silverman is Hot! She gives me the Matzoh Fever.
Jimmy: Yeah, I know what you mean. I hope her pussy is Kosher, cuz I'd eat that any time.

by jbszee March 14, 2009

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Matos'd

verb

1. To fuck over your co-workers
2. To lie to your co-workers about how large your work load is to form the impression you're busier than you actually are

Bill: "Hey Ed, what are your numbers for the night?"

Eddy: "I'm gonna be sinking tonight Bill, I've got a ton of work"

Jamie: "Bill, you realize you just got Matos'd. Eddy was sitting in the break room all night."

by Ham n cheese October 19, 2013

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