Mattress

A simile that can be used in comparisson to almost any situation, object, person or emotion.

Jordan: "That bitch is really, really weird.."
Sam: "That's because she's pissed as a mattress"

Josh: "I lost all my money in the stock-market yesterday.."
Matt: "Damn, you must be shattered as a mattress"

Nic: "I got a E- in my R.E exam.."
Sean: "You must be stupid as a mattress"

by SamFisher440 January 3, 2010

Mattress

The combination of the words Model and Waitress. Used to describe small time models who cannot support herself with only modeling income, and require side jobs such as waitressing.

Jim likes to brag about dating a model even though she is really just a Mattress

by StarberryBSD June 7, 2011

mattress

A silly hoe who stickes her fingers in her mouth.

"Dude, have you met Jane?"
"Unfortunately! She's such a mattress!"

by CTiswhereithappens August 14, 2009

Mattress

Someone who is as thick as a mattress

meaning youre dumb

Your brother is a fucking mattress

by Sogmon January 8, 2021

Mattress

1. To rest or sleep. rest sleep

2. To preform a sexual act on another, typically in a bed. fuck bang do it

1. "Man, I'm so tired! I'm gonna go home and mattress."

2."Hey gurl, wanna go back to my place and mattress?"

by Mich3al September 23, 2016

widower's mattress

A woman with no ethics who homes in on a recently bereaved man and beds him whilst he's still emotionally vulnerable

That old tart won't leave Mark alone since his wife died. She's a widower's mattress, chasing vulnerable men like him.

by Emma85 February 10, 2007

Mattress Goldz

An all about sexy man.
He's a player, a villian, a hero, a contender.
He's the kind of guy that can face an incredible challenge and be the first to give a solution.
He's a man of honor, that knows NO FEAR.
Everyone just has to hear, "Wuz Up Bro?!"...and his legacy lives on.

"Wuz up bro. Mattress Goldz is in the house!"

by Goldz....Mattress Goldz September 29, 2012