mthokozisi

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by Mthokozisi April 8, 2019

Mathole

(Math-hole, emulating asshole) Matholes are those kids in advanced math classes who claim to be able to help you with your math homework and that they're the best at math, and then tell you that they forgot that chapter when you actually present them with the assignment.

Matholes like to talk about all the fancy things they're currently doing in their glorious advanced math class, but usually cannot help you with your regular math homework. Do not even ask.

Matholes are annoying despite the fact that you probably have a few of them for friends, which doubles the annoyance. You're not bitter that you aren't taking their advanced math class, too; you're just rightfully pissed that they proclaim to be the math god{dess} but cannot help you with your "simple, easy" homework.

Mathole: "And tomorrow we're talking about {insert fancy pants math subject here}! Oh man, I love math. I'm so good at it. No one is better than me!"
Mathole's friend: "Oh, maybe you could help me with {regular math subject}?"
Mathole: "Oh... uh, I was sick that day. I don't remember it.*moves on to tell a fellow mathole an inside math joke that no one appreciates except those hopelessly enslaved to matholedom*"
Mathole's justifiably irritated friend: "*thinks* I wish my friend wasn't such a mathole."

by AnarchyPancakes May 20, 2009

Mathore

To commit suicide via a long vertical leap.

Did you see our tank during Titan's heart phase? He totally pulled a Mathore.

by Marandu Frendir January 2, 2014

Mathological

Pertaining to anything mathmatical or some idea involving mathmatics

When talking about the sales projections, Amy referred to the figures as a "mathological projections."

by Eine Stein November 16, 2009

mathochist

The deriving of pleasure, or the tendency to derive pleasure, from doing or studying mathematics.

I actually enjoy doing math, i guess you could say i'm a mathochist.

by Cabernal September 23, 2009

mathogomist

mathogomist. also to mathogomistic, it could also mean Mathogomy which is the study of Mathogomism

why are you so mathogomist? you have a mathogomistic personality.

by Mo2Dope September 23, 2013

Mathointed

Symbol-minded; enviably mathematical; or abstractly blessed—a happy condition produced by God’s favor on a sinner rather than because they were born or blessed with the “math gene,” which for 99.99% of mathematicians and math educators worldwide is seldom accompanied by academic awards or financial rewards.

If you’re a K–12 math tutor, teacher, editor, or writer, consider yourself already mathointed; or doubly blessed if you’re a polytechnic or university math lecturer or consultant—it’s not so much what you’ve been gifted with, but what you do with it to benefit or bless others.

by Fasters May 3, 2022