a person who studies abstract mathematical concepts, and will do literally anything to not study any real life application.
Person 1: I might major as a pure mathematician
Person 2: Why don't you do something more helpful, like an electrical engineer?
Person 1: I don't like society
Person 2: Why don't you do something more helpful, like an electrical engineer?
Person 1: I don't like society
by Claudette with Self Care April 29, 2022
by burrito_boy99 November 02, 2009
"She says she was born in '88. How old does that make her?"
"I don't know, go ask the jailbait mathematician."
"I don't know, go ask the jailbait mathematician."
by CMorales May 04, 2008
A traditionally white male chauvinist with a high IQ but low EQ, who is often stereotyped as someone who is likely to remain single, and if he ever gets married, the odds of his getting separated or divorced are pretty high, because his proofs take priority over people and pets.
True or False: Mathematicians tend to become suspicious, schizophrenic, or suicidal (or all three) as they age.
by Numerati July 02, 2024
So, there's this mathematician right? I saw an add he put out on YouTube. This Asian guy. I can't (for the life of me) remember his name so you'll have to forgive me. But this guy is selling math classes and HE said about HIMSELF what I said about mathematical aptitude (That people who perform mathematics at a high level don't actual DO math. Rather, they've internalized mathematics.) So.... RIGHT AGAIN!!! The only way anyone could ever be more right then me is if they hopped ass first on to a chainsaw, cut themselves in half (vertically), and threw their left half in the dumpster.
Hym "And this mathematician is selling math classes. He said what I said almost word for word. Here the sales pitch: He says 'As someone with a natural aptitude, I've internalized mathematics. But most people aren't like me. They actually have to DO math. So I've crated this coarse to help people learn and do math and so on and so forth' It's great! That guy is great. Like I said, I can't remember his name. I wish I did."
by Hym Iam January 12, 2023
by BIGBOUMONGOOSE May 01, 2023
This word is for the student who is the math teacher’s favorite student show this definition to you math teacher and that teacher has to give you good grades and do all of your work for you
He is my Favorite Mathematician
by Ashton H March 08, 2024