Dopest mf out there. Mateusz gets all the women and is rich as hell. His physique is chiseled out of stone.
by Homerchu1234 July 01, 2022
Sexy guy with great moves in bed and can get inside really quickly and bust so hard I bust in his mom
by SausageMaster723 July 08, 2023
When a predatory woman (ages 39-62) targets a young man (ages 13-24) and brings him into her domain. Her domain is an isolated area such as a basement, dungeon, or apartment. Both the cougar and young man do role play in which the young man gets tied to the bed. The cougar proceeds to cut off the limbs of the young man and sell the body parts to Somalian pirates to pay off her tab at Hooters.
Delinquent #1: She pulled a Dirty Mateusz on Timmy... He was only 13.
Delinquent #2: Too bad we will only see his torso from here on out.
Delinquent #3: Haha! Bro, we can dress him up as Patrick the starfish for Halloween.
Delinquent #2: Too bad we will only see his torso from here on out.
Delinquent #3: Haha! Bro, we can dress him up as Patrick the starfish for Halloween.
by Spooninggrandma.com December 30, 2017
by Pokedave123 March 02, 2020
Greatest NFT trader of all time, unfortunately because he's such a great trader he has a small weiner. Loves buying cryptos when they are high and sells low. He loves Jews and the gays.
by Bidet69420 November 26, 2021
Mateusz is a name of a damn fittt polish boy. He has probably smashed girls already (depends on the age) and he has a lot of money to spend things on. Mateusz is awesome and sexy.
Girl: Holy shit is that mateusz?
Mateusz: oh hey!
Girl: freezes from too much excitement that Mateusz talked to her.
Mateusz: oh hey!
Girl: freezes from too much excitement that Mateusz talked to her.
by VietnamIsMyCity909111 December 02, 2017
A name that is exclusively reserved for mentally challenged people with fluctuating sense of sexuality, ethics and direction. One must be very careful around a Mateusz, because a Mateusz is a symbiote that needs another vessel to feed off. If Marvel's Venom doesn't scare you, a Mateusz definitely will.
Fun fact. They are severely drawn to cock.
Fun fact. They are severely drawn to cock.
"Oh excuse me, sir. What is that thing stuck on your shoulder?" The sir: "Oh dear God, it appears I've been infected with Mateusziosis. Thanks for pointing it out"
by Mateusz' friend February 26, 2022