canoe-maker

A forensic pathologist who performs autopsies. After the organs are removed from the thoracic and abdominal cavities, what's left somewhat resembles a canoe.

"Gertrude, whose heretofore delicate beauty had ceased to continue living a few hours prior to the arrival of Inspector Lee Xiong 'Rusty' Fong, lay peacefully now among the daffodils and butterflies -- as well as among abundant evidence of foul play. Though Inspector Fong suspected he knew which wound would prove to be the fatal one -- that being the one that put two meters' distance between Gertrude's fourth and fifth cervical vertebrae -- he knew, nonetheless, that this was a case for the canoe-maker, Dr. Penelope 'Chui' Frankelburger."

by Graybeard September 22, 2008

candle maker

A person who puts their own cum into candles to make them better

Jake Colman
Jake Colman is such a candle maker with amanda brown

by Anonymous May 27, 2003

The Candle Maker

The act of penetrating the ear canal, when ones penis is adequately covered in ear wax resembling a candle. Once constructed one may light whenever desired for a romantic fellatio session.

Mike gave Kendall a raunchy sweaty one of those "The Candle Maker" on top of the May Tag dryer.

by WESLHMASTERHOLDTIGHTMEN April 4, 2010

West Virginia Candle maker

when you are having sex and you drip melted wax into the girls vagina.. then shove your dick in making a mold that you later turn into a candle..

guy 1:"dude how was last night with that chick from the bar?"
guy 2: "was awesome, gave her a West Virginia Candle Maker, i have the candle on my mantle.."

by itis1760 July 4, 2010

candy-maker

A tout. One who fabricates a sugary story, completely lacking in substance, to entice financial, social, political, or emotional support.

Noahltl and WWJDthrume are two of the biggest candy-makers in the CMKM Diamonds community.

by Urban Casavant July 16, 2008

candy-maker

A tout. One who fabricates a sugary story, completely lacking in substance, to entice financial, social, political, or emotional support.

Jay_adobe and WWJDthrume are two of the biggest candy-makers in the CMKM Diamonds community.

by Urban Casavant July 24, 2008

Williamsburg Candle Maker

When a male makes a mold of his penis. Fills said mold with wax. Then gets a woman to peg him with the wax penis.

Boy: Hey babe I was wondering if we could try a Williamsburg Candle Maker

Girl: I’ll get the wax

by Condle February 4, 2026