A closested, queer, or gay man who is in a married/committed heterosexual relationship while having another homosexual relationship on the side.
"'Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?'...Cause there are those guys who, they buy a cow, and then on the side, total matador, but…" --John Mulaney
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Named for the sport of Bullfighting, where the eponymous bullfighters will use a red cloth to agitate a bull to charge at them, while repeatedly thrusting swords into the animal's body and heart until it dies.
Named for the sport of Bullfighting, where the eponymous bullfighters will use a red cloth to agitate a bull to charge at them, while repeatedly thrusting swords into the animal's body and heart until it dies.
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Person B: "You just don't understand our relationship."
Person B: "You just don't understand our relationship."
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My angry ex-girlfriend came b-lining towards my table, so I quickly threw down some matador money and took off.
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Sir Reginald Piers-Gently; And how were Fanny and Verity when you last saw them?Lord Fredistare Buntwick; Well old chap, Fanny has just finished her second year at Oxford, and Verity has been matador'd by several Galician stable boys!
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Sir Reginald Piers-Gently; i'm deligbted to hear it!
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