Masterjacking

To masturbate and jack off at the same time.

Justice: What did you do last night: Masturbate or Jack off?

Trey:Both, I was masterjacking all last night

by syntaxerrrror March 4, 2009

Masturjaying

When a cougar masturbates to fantasies of having STFU Sex with jay.

-Phone Rings.
Girl 1: I'll call you back, I'm masturjaying.
Girl 2: You mean masturbating?
Girl 1: No, like, Jay is my master. The ruler of my domain.

or

"Oh damn I'm horny, wait till i get home, I'm going to masturjay all night"

or

"Let's have phone sex"
"Okay, you could listen to me while I masturjay"

by Cougarlicious July 1, 2008

Masteryacking

The act of masterbating while kayaking.

Yesterday, my brother was masteryacking on the lake.

by masteryacker October 27, 2011

Masturbacing

The act of furious masturbating with raw strips of bacon, in which the friction causes the bacon to begin to cook.

Todd was so pumped to go to Baconfest, that he couldn't stop himself from masturbacing before leaving.

by Smackie Dickcat April 26, 2014

Masturbaking

The art of making love to a variety of baked goods. i.e french Baguettes, pita bread, loafs, muffins, crumpets, custard creams and all other sexually attractive baked goods.

Stuart found a stale french baguette in his bread bin and began masturbaking. To his horror it was soggy because his dad had already masturbaked in it earier that day.

"Stuart!, what are you doing with that bakery item?"
"Piss off Dad, I'm Masturbaking!"

by George Daniels August 1, 2012

masturbaking

The art of masturbating whilst baking.

Man, I made such a good batch of pumpkin bread last night, I started masturbaking while it was still in the oven.

by Reaper621 September 1, 2010