masturbaited

When you click on a porno and get a cooking show instead.

Me:Hey man I got masturbaited last night.
Freind: Really?
Me:Yeah all I got was a cooking show.

by It's super soup March 27, 2015

Masturbowling

The act of smoking marijuana by one's self, esp. after failing to locate a partner to smoke with you.

"Annie and Jane said they wanted to blaze with me, but they left with Tom so now I'm stuck masturbowling."

You: "You wanna go get some food?"
Me: "Give me ten minutes, I'm trying to masturbowl in here."
You: "......whatever you do, please wash your hands."

by tightnbright October 22, 2011

masturbabe

A hot girl/dude that you will later jerk it to

Bro 1: "Damn, she's hot"
Bro 2: " that's what I call a masturbabe. Where's the jergens?"
Bro 1:

by Gmoney1973 June 5, 2016

masturbagel

the act of male masturbating using a bagel by inserting himself into the center hole and thrusting, as if it were a vagina

1. I haven't gotten laid in 6 months, so last night i decided to masturbagel.

by nabel August 11, 2009

masturbocalypse

When the entire world spontaneously begins masturbating non-stop to the point where no fewer than 99% of the world's population dies of starvation and malnutrition.

After the masturbocalypse there may be a few remaining survivors, but they will most likely envy the dead, as without an internet, there will be much less masturbation material.

If the naked Anna Kournikova emails had been real, it could very well have kicked off the masturbocalypse.

by Tandazzle October 24, 2008

Masturboat

Whilst a man and a women are oriented head to toe with the women on top, the woman straddles the mans face with her breasts. The man begins to motorboat the women's breasts. Meanwhile the women is masturbating the man below. This could also be accomplished with two woman. Or a combination of large breasted men.

We shall masturboat, for your breast's are delightful.

by Wayne Rathbun April 21, 2013

Masterboy

A german eurodance group very popular in 90's in Europe, Oceania and South America.

Masterboy marks the end of good dance music. All things released after 1995 of this genre sucks afterall.

by Phair May 21, 2006