masturbotting 

When a script, chat bot, or other automated process glitches and acts on part of its own programming.

"Yeah, the bot's removing its own comments every time it says something it doesn't like. It's masturbotting."

masturbotting by PupperPuppet September 11, 2019

Masturboating 

The act of motorboating oneself using one's hands.

I caught that girl masturboating herself last night at the club.

Masturboating by Snugglefluffkins November 10, 2009

Masturboobing 

Rubbing one selves boobs to get pleasure.

Girl 1: I saw that girl touching her torso last night.
Girl 2: Did it look like she was getting pleasure form it?
Girl 1: Yah. Why?
Girl 2: kSo she was masturboobing then.

Masturboobing by LOLOLOLOLw8wut? June 1, 2011

Masterbooking 

The action of masterbating to someone on your friends list on Facebook.

Man, I was masterbooking after I added the new girl from work.

Masterbooking by TheUNLiberator June 12, 2010

Masterbooking 

Master bating to somes picture on facebook.

I dont do this. Masterbooking

Masterbooking by The One Kid September 12, 2010

Masturbombing 

When you try to show off your weapons but end up bombing one of your own cities.

Dudebro 1: Bro, did you see that Kim Jong-Un screwed up a launch and got caught masturbombing himself

Dudebro 2: DUDE!!!!

Masturbombing by Mister Bad Touch April 24, 2018