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National Masturbate Day

It time to have some fun !! April 13 is National Masturbate Day !! Go jerk off or finger! Any will do!!
Man, Ricky today is National Masturbate Day ! Let’s beat our meats together!
by Braylen215 May 25, 2018
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World Masturbate Day

World masturbate day is on April 21. People can ask for someone else nude for masturbate purpose.
Imma gonna cum on her pics tonight. April 21 is World Masturbate day!
by Kesatria batang hitam April 20, 2020
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International street masturbation day

International street masturbation day is placed thr nineteenth of April and you are legally allowed to masturbatr in the street with no consequences.
Person 1: *masturbates in the street*
Person 2: what the fuck are you doing?
Person 1: dude it's International Street Masturbation Day.
Person 2: oh okay. *Masturbates*
by DeliciousAtol April 19, 2018
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National Masturbation Together Day

April 26 is an national masturbation together day! Go find your friend, your partner and masturbate together with them
Hey, wanna go masturbate?
What do you mean?
Its national masturbation together day!
by ttettettet April 25, 2021
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Keema & Masturbate Day

When Steak & Blowjob day goes horribly wrong...
Adam - "Did you get Steak & Blowjob last night?"

Tom - "No, I had Keema & Masturbate Day, unfortunately."
by Safali July 25, 2016
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National Masturbation day

A day where you HAVE to masturbate, the date is May 7th
by Glizzy_lizzy September 12, 2022
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