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Masturbicide 

Death by Masturbation.

Normally occurs in people of ages 17-23.
One of the most dishonorable ways to die.

The decision of whether or not this is in fact a form of suicide is under debate seeing how this tragedy may not be by choice.
Yeah, remember Rick? Such a shame, he committed masturbicide in his dorm at Embry-Riddle.
Masturbicide by UseYourFears December 10, 2007
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masturbative 

An agent encouraging tendencies to masturbate.
That picture of her ass was perfect for masturbative purposes.

Masturbatie 

Come on Man, he's the one and only Master of MASTERS. To fully define this term, this name is typically associated with any person named Tyler . And there needs to be no explanation of what masturbation is, you half witted noobs.
Masturbatie is the master of masters, the whitest of whites, but the purest of pure.
Masturbatie by Zekeology October 16, 2018

Masturbacing 

The act of furious masturbating with raw strips of bacon, in which the friction causes the bacon to begin to cook.
Todd was so pumped to go to Baconfest, that he couldn't stop himself from masturbacing before leaving.
Masturbacing by Smackie Dickcat April 26, 2014

masturbacide 

the act of masturbating someone untill they die. can be done to men or women. arguably the most pleasurable way to die.
masturbacide is how i want to die.
masturbacide by Hawn Gnarley July 27, 2014

Masturbise 

Improvised masturbation

what more do I need to say
When I was kidnapped i had my arms tied so i had to masturbise using my legs

MasturbaSession 

The act of masturbating and smoking right after .
"Sarah came over, she almost interrupted my masturbasession"
MasturbaSession by MightQui January 8, 2021