Mattress Goldz

An all about sexy man.
He's a player, a villian, a hero, a contender.
He's the kind of guy that can face an incredible challenge and be the first to give a solution.
He's a man of honor, that knows NO FEAR.
Everyone just has to hear, "Wuz Up Bro?!"...and his legacy lives on.

"Wuz up bro. Mattress Goldz is in the house!"

by Goldz....Mattress Goldz September 29, 2012

Frat Mattress

Someone who gets around, and often sleeps with members of a fraternity.

Person #1: Let's do some word association. Frat Mattress.
Person #2: Whitney
Person #1: Why?
Person #2: Because it just seems to fit.

or

Whitney is such a frat mattress.

by rusty bellige March 31, 2009

Mattress Jousting

When two people take a mattress off a bed(usually in a dorm hallway),hold it in front of them holding it by the sides or the back and get a big distance between them. Then, they run and charge into each other and whoever stays standing is the winner.A commonly known late-night college activity.

I grabbed my mattress and ran at Cody after I heard we were mattress jousting.

by Big Short January 20, 2009

five finger mistress

Simply the hand you use to masturbate.

If your girlfriend doesn't do it for you your five finger mistress will.

by VitoVane November 12, 2017

flesh matress

the town pump

that chicks on her back so much she's a flesh matress

by clc May 8, 2004

Sinistrous Mistress

A sexy, left-handed woman. Also known as a sinister sister.

She's left-handed and a little bit sinister. She's a sinistrous mistress.

by yo-yo-ma-ma March 22, 2011

Mattress Music

Music people listen to while having sex.

This Chris Brown album is awesome but it's mostly mattress music.

by BobbyHerf March 26, 2016