Masterjacking

To masturbate and jack off at the same time.

Justice: What did you do last night: Masturbate or Jack off?

Trey:Both, I was masterjacking all last night

by syntaxerrrror March 4, 2009

Masterwanking

When you have that sudden urge to masterbate. But when you do you get that horrible side-effect of a wank stain on the carpet. ew

someperson: DAMNIT
someotherperson:what happened?
somperson: I was masterwanking and I now need new bed sheets. *frowns*

by sakade March 15, 2010

Masteryacking

The act of masterbating while kayaking.

Yesterday, my brother was masteryacking on the lake.

by masteryacker October 27, 2011

mastershake

a really creepy cartoon charachtar on adult swim. a milk shake.

that show mastershake is really weird

by matt March 28, 2005

mastershakeism

A mastershakeism is a manner of speech or behavior that resembles the self-centered and self-aggrandizing mannerisms of "Master Shake" from Aqua Teen Hunger Force.

"When you shouted: "I have tricked them yet again!" after you bought two pizzas for the price of one, that was a mastershakeism."
"I was simply using my authority to compel them to give me that extra pizza. In fact, they probably should have given me more. I deserve that much for all the hard work I do for this community!"

by ice^nine March 21, 2024