Masterjacking

To masturbate and jack off at the same time.

Justice: What did you do last night: Masturbate or Jack off?

Trey:Both, I was masterjacking all last night

by syntaxerrrror March 4, 2009

Masterwanking

When you have that sudden urge to masterbate. But when you do you get that horrible side-effect of a wank stain on the carpet. ew

someperson: DAMNIT
someotherperson:what happened?
somperson: I was masterwanking and I now need new bed sheets. *frowns*

by sakade March 15, 2010

Masteryacking

The act of masterbating while kayaking.

Yesterday, my brother was masteryacking on the lake.

by masteryacker October 27, 2011

Masterbasting

Self pleasuring involving a basting brush.

We realised he was masterbasting when we kept finding the basting brush in his room.

by howieman December 26, 2009

Mastercaking

Master bating while eating cake

Slinging your meat while eating cake is mastercaking

by Dk25 May 11, 2013

masterfasting

Fasting or obstaining from the act of masterbating.

I heard Chuck has been masterfasting since since got kicked in the nuts!

by flacker October 30, 2006

masterbaking

The process of baking a batch of delicious treats for the sole purpose of eating them all yourself.

Nancy- Sorry I didn't answer your calls last night, I was having a vigorous masterbaking session: 20 muffins baked, 20 muffins consumed.

Beatrice- Oh, I love muffins, you should have invited me round.

Nancy- That would have defeated the purpose.

Beatrice- *hurt feelings*

by falkor swiftly September 10, 2009