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Mastermission

The act of masterbating during the intermission of Call of Duty, usually immediatly after an intense match.
My hoe of a girlfriend didn't get her pussy ass over here so now i have to play the mastermission instead of getting head.
by OG Mudbone's father March 17, 2011
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mastermindish

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1: term used to describe a person so mentally wily and clever that they have the ability to see through any scheme or ruse.

2: being able to think many steps ahead of an adversary

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you-know-who asked to borrow my car to run to the grocery store.

i would advise against that

why?

she's looking for someone who will lend her their car so she can drive to mexico. she's testing you to see if you are susceptible

omg! that makes so much sense! you saw right through her plot. you are so totally mastermindish! thank you!

anytime
by classic1979 April 24, 2009
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Masterliness

An indication of extreme approval and admiration. May be used towards any entity or object one desires to express extreme approval and/or admiration for. however, usually not used to describe girls. Maybe used with the prefix "the essence of", or by itself.
ok:

-"How was the concert?"
-"Masterliness!!"

"Dark Side of the Moon by Pink Floyd is the essence of masterliness"

"The weather's masterliness"

Not ok:

"Damn, that girl's tits are the essence of masterliness!" <<this sounds corny
by General G. Thompsky May 4, 2010
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Mastermind

Person who definitely do not maybe kill people
Did you hear about that death

In no way was i the Mastermind
by Shitmissle May 21, 2016
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the mastermind rule

The rule that the current activity takes priority over another pending activity, derived from the BBC quiz show Mastermind's catchphrase "I've started so I'll finish." The rule can be invoked at any point during the activity, but is not necessary should the alternative be more favourable.
Jon Humphreys: What is the capital *beep* - I've started so I'll finish - of Namibia?
Contestant: Windhoek

Miles: Can you pass me the kingers so I don't have to map out, actually I''ll invoke the mastermind rule as I've started so I'll finish.
by Burger King Diamond August 18, 2011
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Microwave Mastermind

A nigga that can create anything he desires out of just the stuff he finds in the fridge or freezer. Can be made from leftovers, a fuckload of side dishes, or just crackers and condiments. Once he sticks it in that microwave for just the right amount of time, that nigga is guaranteed eating the dankest meal of the day.
"What'd you have for lunch?"

"A barbecue chicken sandwich with jalapenos and grated cheese."

"Fast food?"

"Nahh. My house."

"You Microwave Mastermind."
by VandalTR January 26, 2012
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mastermindquizzer

A quiz blog for ultimate quizzers or the headboys of quizzing clubs or a group of excellent quizzers. It usually denotes the best group of quizzers rightly available.
I'm a mastermindquizzer!
by Ask Science Master October 21, 2011
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