its been quite a while since you got some
and you miss that good feeling
so you retreat to bed earlier than usual
take off your clothes
caress yourself, play yourself
until you hit the note
breathing slowly goes down
and you fall asleep piecefully
and you miss that good feeling
so you retreat to bed earlier than usual
take off your clothes
caress yourself, play yourself
until you hit the note
breathing slowly goes down
and you fall asleep piecefully
by Krkič July 02, 2019
To masturbate like a master
by ekil skool ti tahw t'nsi sihT January 12, 2022
Jacking off
Whacking off
Beating off
Smacking the ho
Beating the pig
Whipping the Wayne
Slapping the salami
Whacking the wand
Punishing the pubs
Burning the beet
Beating the beef
Beating the meat
Jerking the jerky
Jerkin' the gherkin
Working the slave
Choking the chicken
Or
In redneck terms
Buttering the corn
Revving the engine
Or
Hunting the deer
Whacking off
Beating off
Smacking the ho
Beating the pig
Whipping the Wayne
Slapping the salami
Whacking the wand
Punishing the pubs
Burning the beet
Beating the beef
Beating the meat
Jerking the jerky
Jerkin' the gherkin
Working the slave
Choking the chicken
Or
In redneck terms
Buttering the corn
Revving the engine
Or
Hunting the deer
by Big baller 2000 November 13, 2015
by meh July 01, 2003
"You spelled masturbate wrong."
"Your masturbation is only amateur. When you do it as much as me it becomes masterbate."
"Your masturbation is only amateur. When you do it as much as me it becomes masterbate."
by Niladen August 02, 2013
The complete incorrect spelling of masturbate Since it's a misspelling it means "Being a master of bate" Or perhaps "Master of bait".
Yo yo! This is so phat!!!111!eleven!1 Ahm all foo illiterate and I went all MASTERBAAATE today!!111!11! You go wafsha!!!11!one!
by Surazal February 01, 2004