masterapetion

master-ape-tion

The act of forcing yourself to masterbate against your own will.

I couldn't sleep last night, so i performed masterapetion on myself.

by thee lunchbox September 25, 2011

masterpeeve

The act of committing one's own pet peeve.

Girl: "Did you just turn without using your turn signal?"
Guy: "Yeah; I just masterpeeved in front of you."
Girl: "That's ok; girls masterpeeve too."

by badlands March 17, 2013

masterpeice

Lust for Life by Lana Del Rey.

Lana Del Rey's album "Lust for Life" is considered the quintessential masterpeice.

by S. Muffin October 30, 2020

Masterbeta

A person who spends an un-healthy amount of time playing a beta (trial) version of a game, usually with the hopes it will make them cool/interesting.

Guy 1: Hey how's the Gears of War Beta?

Guy 2: Awesome! I'm already ranked 54 in the world for deathmatches!

Guy1: Fucking Masterbeta.

Person: You hear the Phantasy Star beta got shut down?

Other Person: I know! It's terrible! I would play that shit all the time with my friends! We kicked the D-Ragon's ass all the time!

Person: You guys are fucking Masterbeta's.

by Steve&Martia May 10, 2011

masterpotation

Microwave a potato, then fuck it! Then profit

Masterpotation is very fun Lauren don't judge!

by LollyHammer December 1, 2015

Mastermetorcs

A master bater of animals and insect molester.

The user handle in urban dictionary Mastermetorcs is a Mastermetorcs.

by Cool2025 January 10, 2025

Pete-myster

One who is most popular, known to all inside school, the local area and a top figure in sports of any kind. Also know to be sought after by every woman within a 5 mile radius.

That dude's a true pete-myster. I know 6 hot chicks that'd love to get with him.

by nemo January 23, 2005