masoning out

the act of being habitually and extremely late, or delaying a meeting until it is too late and must be cancelled.

The person performing the act typically will deny that it happens, or claim that it only happens rarely.

person #1: "where is he, he said he was on his way here an hour ago?"
person #2: "he is just masoning out we might as well start without him."

by SKOA March 7, 2011

Masonic home

Masonic home is a group of legends who usually play soccer

Do you play for the Masonic home booters

by 989mb June 12, 2016

Masonator

Is a guy, likey to be named Mason, but could have any name that begins with “M” is very happy and funny... but also mildly moody. He is a chronic masterbator. He never leaves his socks on, often leaving them at others houses on the floor. He an all around good friend.

Everyone needs to get themselves a Masonator!

by JAK1985 September 15, 2020

Magonia

An ancient civilisation that lives in the sky.
Capital of Magonia is Maganwetar.
They live on flying ships and steal crops from Earth to eat as food.
Citizens of Magonia are called Magonians.
Magonians can bend and change the elements of nature using songs that are impossible for humans to sing. They do this with the help of canwr and singing partners (other Magonians)
Made popular by Maria Dahvana Headley, in her books Magonia and Aerie.

"See that ship in the sky? It looks like it's from Magonia."

by Lynette Jones July 18, 2017

Masonite

Pronounced (May-Sihn-Aight)

One who follows the free mason religion. One with the Illuminati

I knew Jacob was weird but I didn’t think he was Masonite weird.

by Hall-Pissed August 20, 2020

Masonic Temple

A social club for monotheistic men that gives much to valuable charitable social causes.

The secrecy in modern Masonry is really irrelevant. It is simply a leftover from Masonry's past. The Masons get their name from the fact that they were LITERAL stone & mortar masons who built temples to the Supreme God. Later, they became guardians of these temples. Contrary to many religious groups and their teachers, the Masonic Temple views Mazda, Yahweh, Jesus and Allah as just being different names for the SAME PERSON. Zoroastrianism, Judaism, Christianity and Islam are seen more as different DENOMINATIONS of the same true religion, rather than as separate religions. Although some Masons have been led astray throughout history, True Masons want to protect all of these monotheistic religions from harm, which sometimes comes from their sibling religious groups! Yes, some got involved in the Crusades, but, most have set out to keep the peace among all monotheists, and among all people in general.

by The Master Mason August 11, 2006

masonized

The act of trying to flirt with a lovely lady (or usually man) but commiting a form of sexual assault with your eyes. To properly masonize, one must have their shirt off, give a wild hobos retarded gaze, and direct their attention to an unwilling party.

Tom: did you hear Jenny got masonized?
Jim: oh shit is she ok?
Tom: I think it turned her gay :(

by Mista blista July 5, 2014