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Mashing the pad

Mashing the pad is pushing all of the buttons on an apartment door bell pannel to get buzzed in.
Bob forgot Sue's apartment number so he ended up mashing the pad to get buzzed in.
by Dog-in-the-boxx November 15, 2009
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Mashing the castle towers

"Man those two guys are definitely butt buddies." "Nah man I bet they are just mashing the castle towers"
by Smith Master Flex July 12, 2012
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Masmis

An arabic insult commonly used by robin when someone is annoying you, basically telling someone to suck dick
Tony: Robin int wa7ad louteh
Robin: masmis
ralph: nteko tnaynetkon
Robin: Masmis int kamen
by lelekekster October 22, 2016
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Muck Masking

While defecating and being overwhelmed by you're own vile ass gas you grab a can of air freshener (preferably an areosol can) and blast the toilet water between you're legs. Thus relieving you slightly and allowing you to breathe.
Tom: Man, that mexican food really gave me the shits!

Phil: Really?

Tom: Yeah it was so bad I was gaging and found myself muck masking to breathe!
by Speedykenyan June 19, 2010
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Mashing Pissers

An alternate way of describing sexual intercourse.
Friend 1: Hey, why hasn't Owen gotten here yet?
Friend 2: Beats me. He's probably mashing pissers with his girl right now.
Friend 1: Wow, he's so cool!
by Oalder February 26, 2021
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troops massing at the border

The final stages of a bukkake-style movie, where the male performers crowd in towards the face of the female star prior to ejaculation.
Jemima looked around in nervous anticipation as George, Alexander, Hugh, Roger, Trevor, Claude, Martin and Harry shuffled closer to her, manhoods standing proud. She could see the troops massing at the border, and it was only a matter of seconds before she was the cover star of the Tatler bukkake special.
by Uncle Whippity December 27, 2008
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lunchtime double-masking

A cool and at least partially effective way to mask up while eating your lunch.
Her wildly clever technique of lunchtime double-masking totally blew my mind!
by Dr Bunnygirl August 6, 2020
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