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Mayosexual 

You eat mayonnaise alot and you are mayonnaise on an escalator. Mayosexual is the best gender.
I am mayosexual.
Mayosexual by Eggiboi May 19, 2021

malsexual 

A gay person that dresses and acts completely straight. They act like a typical guy and could never figure out that they're gay by looking at them.

The antonym of metrosexual.
Tom is malsexual, he acts like a straight guy but in reality is actually gay.
malsexual by yoskippy March 31, 2013

manosexual 

Someone who believes that a mate is unnecessary when they can pleasure themselves with their hands.
After multiple failed relationships, Jennifer decided to become manosexual and not rely on a man or woman for pleasure anymore.
manosexual by rbrown601 February 8, 2009

Manosexual 

The orientation of someone who doesn't need intimacy or a relationship because they're hand can, "get them where they need to be."
"I don't need a boyfriend right now; my friends give me the 'companionship' and my right hand gives me the initimacy..."

"So you're manosexual?"

"Yeah, basically..."
Manosexual by mozillaLOVE February 15, 2009

maskeosexuality 

sexuality; when one is attracted to masked men or women
“have you seen tank from the specops? he’s so hot”

“i’m definitely maskeo for him”

“he confirmed my maskeosexuality”

machosexual 

A straight man who exudes masculinity, virility, and strength, but expresses it not through crass behavior but rather through a desire to provide for his family, or community. He often will work with hands, and have physical attributes such as facial hair, and a muscular physique. These characteristics are not as highly refined as a metrosexual however. The musculature of a machosexual is likely to not be as defined, or obtained strictly for appearances. The facial hair of a machosexual will also be less controlled.
Vince Vaugn's character in the movie "The Breakup" is a classic machosexual.

The New York Fire Department is full of machosexuals.
machosexual by Ty June 19, 2006