Masking Ticket

The penalty for anyone that somehow feels that wearing an appropriate face covering during the COVID pandemic is more an infringement on individual freedom of CHOICE, than a DUTY of public responsibility.

Hey, what's the speed limit?
Well, on the interstate, it's 70 miles per hour.
Ok, what side of the road do we drive on in the US?
On the right side, of course.
Why do we wear masks to protect others from acquiring COVID 19?
We don't! That's a violation of individual freedom of expression!
WRONG! You and your dumb ass, COVID positive president have just EARNED a Masking Ticket for genuine STUPIDITY, insensitivity and demonstrating a flagrant disregard for humanity.

by YAWA October 4, 2020

Maskinations

Contortions that anti-vaxxers go through to comply with mask mandates.

John's maskinations kept his mouth and nose exposed unless reprimanded by the flight attendant.

by Kat'O9 January 19, 2022

The Art of Masking

When properly handling or wearing a face mask is far from obvious, because a disturbing number of mask wearers are quasi-clueless how to properly protect themselves against the coronaviruses and their variants.

Like common sense that isn’t common after all, the general population needs to be continually exposed to the art of masking through health awareness campaigns to avoid preventable corona infections or deaths.

by MathPlus November 1, 2021

Gas Masking

To pull a girl's sweet smelling, worn panties over one's head and wearing them around like a gas mask. To Gas Mask correctly, one must pull the panties over the head, exposing one's eyes through the leg holes and allowing the fragrant gusset to rest over the nose the mouth. Gas Masking may be performed by a male or female and may be preferred after certain activities such as running, working out, gardening and other activities that work up an irresistible, tangy smelling, zest.

Stan: Dude! WTF are you wearing on your face? Is that a pair of panties?

Frank: Yea Brrrraaaaaaahhhh!! Muh girl just ran a 5k this morning and I couldn't help but grab them when she got into the shower and do a little Gas Masking. It's irresistible. What a tangy funk she got.
Stan: Sounds zesty Broooohhhhh! Let me mask up when you are done.

by Eaton Holgoode May 9, 2015

Nixon Masking

The act of fucking a girl with a Richard Nixon mask on because it is a step up from her ugly ass face.

Dillian: Would you fuck Adam's mom?
Andrew: Only if I was Nixon Masking her.

by Dr00zle October 10, 2010

Masking Cough

The faux cough you emit when amongst the company of strangers or a date to mask the sound of an ill timed fart.

Guy 1: 'cough cough'

Guy 2: "Dude, first-off, check your self you may have sharted and secondly that masking cough was weak it didn't drown out the sound and it ain't gonna cover the smell.

Guy 1: Sorry my bad

by barec2 April 23, 2009

Maskina

An ancient block game master thought to be the new leader of the village Osira. Osira village was originally thought to be an ancient African village, but it was later released by the government that it is actually resettled as a modern village, known as Osaka. Osira maps were put together and the original location was tracked. Osira is actually located at the 0, 0 (x, y) of Africa, showing that Osirean people were extremely advanced. Osira cave paintings can be found at museums located in Northern Philly, and they all point towards Maskina being the ancient leader for over 300 years. At first it was thought that Maskina was a god that they worshipped, but it was later proven he was a celestial being that still exists to this day. The fall of Osira is still unknown, but many believe they were raided by the Hytalians, due to the color of their skin. The new, modrn Osireans, are known as Osaka City (really a village.) Osaka City is a powerful city that was around from 2019-2020, and later raided. New Osaka eventually was created in 2021, but they were not powerful enough due to the heavy civil wars.

Maskina was an ancient ruler.

by maskina March 15, 2021