The ultimate cock block. Farting while making out in human form. A Mary Ann will do at all possible to prevent you and your date from being alone or having a good time.
"So yeah, I got permission to go with my girlfriend on their camping trip, but I have to sit with a seat between us and sleep in a different tent with her brother."
"Oh shit, grab your shotgun. We've got a Mary Ann on our hands."
"Oh shit, grab your shotgun. We've got a Mary Ann on our hands."
by A Wise Advisor August 22, 2011
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by tteerr March 3, 2019
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by Truth14 June 9, 2021
Get the Mary Ann mug.A short sweet girl who is secretly passionate and great in bed. But gets angry easily at things she doesn't believe in.
Person 1) Dude! I been with this cute girl last summer and cant get my mind off other.
Person 2) She sounds just like a sweet Ann Mary.
Person 2) She sounds just like a sweet Ann Mary.
by yodalit June 16, 2017
Get the Ann Mary mug.A really kind girl who is generally quiet. She thinks she is the ugly duck of her friends when in reality is the swan. However she is acts really naive and clueless to hide that she is secretly smart.
Sam: Hey bro, I been dating that girl I met at the bar. You know, the one you said was a easy girl and really clueless. Well guess what she's not. She's actually pretty smart and beat me at my own game.
Ken: Sorry dude. She sounds like a little Ann Mary.
Ken: Sorry dude. She sounds like a little Ann Mary.
by Chicflick July 5, 2017
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by Johnny112 November 3, 2015
Get the ann mary mug.A woman or girl that is full of faith, love and patience. A person that wears her heart on her sleeve to help others, even at a cost to herself. Mary Anne is someone who has gone through hardship, disappointment and loss but still sees positivity in her life. But dont confuse her with being too soft. She is strong enough to overcome abuse, loss and bad choices with dignity. Mary Anne is a good friend, sister, mother and daughter.
Mary Anne is good with children and is a people person. Likes being with others. Is funny and likes to make jokes. Even finds humor in herself.
Mary Anne is good with children and is a people person. Likes being with others. Is funny and likes to make jokes. Even finds humor in herself.
Person in line " Sorry I forgot my wallet in the car"
Mary Anne " Don't worry about it, here is $5"
Friend "I am in a bind. I can't fiind a sitter"
Mary Anne " No problem I can help"
Mary Anne " Don't worry about it, here is $5"
Friend "I am in a bind. I can't fiind a sitter"
Mary Anne " No problem I can help"
by alkajoha February 2, 2010
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