masturdate

A term that was first coined on Late Night with Conan O'Brien. Masturdate is an intentional pun of masturbate. In this lewd yet satisfying activity, one will engage on an ordinary date with his/herself and with the objective to impress and please only themself. Usually, a successful masturdate is followed by myriad hours of masturbation.

Canada's Stop At Third Abstinence Program condones that more teenagers should embrace the pleasures of a masturdate without shame and with an intact dignity.

by shazzantbot January 11, 2006

Masturdriving

To maturbate while driving. This is typically done on long, cross country trips to help pass the time. One must be cautious, as an ill-timed climax can lead to danger to oneself and to others on the road.

Jim: Dude, I got pulled over by a cop and fined $500.
Bill: What happened?
Jim: I was masturdriving down I-81 and the cop saw me.
Bill: Ah shit..

by TKJTG March 21, 2009

masturddiction

Addicted to masturbation. In the habit of pleasuring oneself more often than normal.

I am suffering from masturddiction. I need to get myself off everyday!

by coolheart February 11, 2014

Masturdebatable

Debating what pornographic movie/video to watch when preparing to masturbate.

It was masturdebatable whether to watch "Ass Jacked at Cock Point" or "Back Door Sluts 18"

by Apell May 10, 2010

Masturdate

A very good date, but you are all alone.

Had the greatest masturdate this weekend! I even "scored."

by Newton Orchid October 8, 2018

Masturdate

Doing things that one would normally do as a couple. Such as seeing a movie or eating out. Usually happens after a breakup.

Campbell couldn't get a date so he decided to masturdate and went to a movie.

by Mercur0 January 7, 2011

Masturdbation

1. When you got to the bathroom with the intention of making love to yourself but end up taking the biggest dump since 9/11

Magazines all over the floor and all I got was a masturdbation.

by Seph Infinitium March 14, 2009