Skip to main content

Mararthon

A grueling 26.2 mile race of drinking in which you run, walk, and use any means necessary (i.e. Public transportation) to complete the route. Unlike a marathon, in a Mararthon the goal is not for time-the goal is to finish and drink as much as possible while you do. Water stations do not serve water, instead you are served alcohol-lots of alcohol.
The water stations in the Mararthon were clutch in keeping me drunk.
by Truewords October 8, 2014
mugGet the Mararthon mug.

marmar

Ryan: How about, "I have an allergy to alcohol, so i brought a pound of marmar"
Dominik: They will accept if they’ve done a hefty amount of pre drinking
Jackson: Just looked up marmar, its undefined. I will be the first
Dominik: I assumed you mean't weed
by Ryan Jackson October 7, 2005
mugGet the marmar mug.

marmatoot

a person who knowlingly/willingly reduces their mental age through heavy binge drinking.
marmatootage - the process of doing so
'I drank 24 shots of vodka as a warm up beforei went out last week to save money'.....'you marmatoot!'
by Joe May 19, 2004
mugGet the marmatoot mug.

madmarti-

As a prefix to an adjective, it is used to describe something in extreme excess. Derived from the character of
Madmartigan from the movie "Willow".
Brokeback Mountain is Madmarti-Gay

Motorcycles are Madmarti-fast

Fonzie is madmarti-cool
by CHRIS ARTIS November 28, 2006
mugGet the madmarti- mug.

MartMart

In the game Tales of Symphonia 2, that creepy 10 year old Alice calls our queen Marta "MartMart". Very sexually curious and has a particular attraction for prepubescent boys who have demons inside them. Her best friend is a sassy black cat. Hates blonde girls.
Marta: Alice only comes up with those little nicknames for people she likes.
Emil: So the fact that Alice calls you MartMart must mean she likes you a lot.
Marta: No, it's the opposite for girls. That nickname means I'm on her bad list.
by qwwerttyyu December 21, 2016
mugGet the MartMart mug.

Maxmartwell

Max is a smart, but somewhat crazy boy. He always likes to talk about girls (even though he'll never get any), and never gets offended. He's not so good in bed but he'll more than make up for it with the cash he got from his father!
Imagine being called Maxmartwell
by Nathanq66 June 1, 2021
mugGet the Maxmartwell mug.

marmatose

when cum gets dry and hardens its also called marmatose
is that marmatose on the blanket gross.
by sam wrinkle August 24, 2008
mugGet the marmatose mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email