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marky mark

Hunky, studly; like a high school football player. Looking like Mark Wahlberg in the era of his Calvin Klein ads. Sometimes it also implies someone that is not too bright (as in the case of most jocks). Usually used to describe someone younger, really fit older guys are, well, just really fit older guys.
“Shelly, did you see that guy at the other end of the dance floor? Ohmygod, he is so totally marky mark. I’d like to feel HIS vibration.”
by Martin June 11, 2006
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dirty marky mark

having so many illegitimate children that it's impossible not to commit incest, so you just keep plowing
by Jsmth420318 March 27, 2015
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Marky Mark Mark

A great possum dancer, maker of incredible typos, and soopa cool and scurrilous guy!
by Carolinia January 4, 2004
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Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch

A group of epic gym class heroes, comprised of Marky mark, hector the booty inspector, dj T, ashey ace, and scotty gee. They save the class from loss and despair.
We were winning in handball, but then Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch came along, and before we knew it we were down 30 points.
by GCHC86 March 28, 2011
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Marky Mark and the Zucky Bunch

I heard Marky Mark and the Zucky Bunch were getting sued on crimes of child exploitation.
by MaybeARealWord January 12, 2022
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Uncle Marky mark

Hey make sure uncle marky mark makes these new electric trucks !
by Yesmamsir July 28, 2022
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