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Massachusetts Maritime Academy

n. Located: Buzzard's Bay, Massachusettts. (1)Living hell; (2)people the same age as girls you dated are yelling at you; (3)where a stripper is a term used for other than a woman, and getting tapped has nothing to do with sex or kegs; (4)"Where the men are men...and the women are too!"
"Hey son, it's time to go back to MMA!"

"NOOOOO!!!
by JRock April 21, 2005
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Massachusetts Maritime Academy

1. One of the few places on earth where if you have a woman in your room you'll get in trouble.

2. Where fun goes to die.

3. A college where kids run away during orientation.

4. Where kids younger then you make the rules, enforce them and get you in trouble.

5. Where no matter how much of a loser you were in high school you'll have friends, the honnor guard and the band. You'll more likely then not get bars for being an asshole.
"Hey, I'm a petty officer at the Massachusetts Maritime Academy."

"what the fuck is that?"
by 4/c Kelleher haha June 2, 2006
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marchi-martius

A person who inserts his/her five cents when not being asked without having proved the reliability of the information he/she shares in public.
"Oh no, marchi-martius, not again! Don't tell me that I have to add some shit in order to cook brownies," cried Celine, "I know I have to add cocoa powder instead...."
by Nicole Dissinger August 29, 2019
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maritime mud gun

After partaking in anal sex the Catcher (male or female) proceeds to expel an explosive fecal spray (also containing semen from the night's earlier activities) onto the abdomen of the deliverer of the thumping. being careful to watch for corn or any other material that could welt. comaprable to being struck with paint ball this sort of activity could be very dangerous
E.G. Man that slut gave me the maritime mud gun and ive been swollen for weeks
by darren letson March 23, 2008
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Massachusetts Maritime Academy

Prison(College in N.Dartmouth Mass) military based, fucking shit holl hell. 'same 4 walls, day in, day out'
'Shit, you went to M.M.A. right?'

'Yea, thats y I make 80g's a year now, but I gotta wonder if it was worth it, I almost died their, it took away my soul'
by Ray September 10, 2004
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mauritius

total pimp island in da indian ocean but it PART OF AFRIKA! Gangsta, westside, sik. east, bare hindus. north, bre bleks. best biryani in da world. bst beaches in da world. bst peepz in da world. bst musik in da world. best of all; its one of da few places in afrika u can go 2 wiv out catchin' sum fukin disease!
lets go mauritius! i herd its sum bre pimp country!
by 0786dsf May 9, 2006
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Marcus and Martinus

Marcus and Martinus are Norwegian singers with lots of fans who love and support them! They were born on 21/2/2002, they're amazing and have talented voices, their career started at 2012 with just a little bit of fans, yet now they have million of fans around the world!
Someone: do you know Marcus and Martinus?

Me: yes if course! They're amazing!
by Mac_and_tinus_my_heart December 3, 2019
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