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Marijuana Philosopher 

A person whom often high, disregards the teachings of the world, and philosophizes his own theories about creation, the universe, and other forms of science.
"Dude, this just came to me."

"Whaaat duude?"

"dude. What if the world, was like, an ipod library, and god was just shuffling the galaxies, and like earth was just the in song in the cosmos, and was the top listened to planet on the play list of the universe?"

"woh dude, woh, you Marijuana Philosopher you.
Marijuana Philosopher by Mtaylor1057 February 10, 2009
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A beautiful, amazing girl with many insecurities, so patience is key when talking to her. Eventually she will open up, sometimes, and reveal a smart, caring, girl that likes to party and be crazy. She has a beautiful voice and plays instruments very well. She also has a great taste in music and sleeps a lot. Also, she has a great body
Friend: Dude, look at that girl walking by!
You: oh yeah, that's Mariana!
Mariana by maplewoods09 November 5, 2019

Marianas Trench 

Marianas Trench is the awesome, 4 man band from Vancouver British Columbia. It consists of Joshua Keeler Ramsay, Matthew Ian Webb, Micheal John Edward Ayley, and Ian Randle Clifford Casselman. Josh is lead vocals, guitar, piano. Matt is lead guitar, piano, backing vocals. Mike is bass, backing vocals. Ian is drums, backing vocals. They are hilarious, down to earth, and VERY TALENTED MUSICIANS. Check em' out! They have 3 albums out- Fix Me, Masterpiece Theatre, and Ever After. They also have 2 EP's- Self-Titled Marianas Trench and Say Anything. *There is also NO APOSTROPHE IN MARIANAS* They also have an amazing guitar tech named Brett Jamieson.
Q: who's the most talented band on the face of the earth?
A: MARIANAS TRENCH!!! :D

Marijuana mama 

She aint no regular mama. You cop one of these joints and you are good for life.
"Son, you look high as shit."

"Nah, I was just out with my marijuana mama last night."
Marijuana mama by x_naanplug_x October 23, 2020

Marijuana Party 

Canadian political party who advocates the legalisation of marijuana.
The Marijuana Party is the only party that actually offers us something
Marijuana Party by danw17 January 15, 2006
Mariana is the girl you always wanted but can never have, she's very shy and introverted. She looks like an angel with her fox eyes, beautiful smile, brown long hair and amazing fashion sense. Don't let her doll-like features fool you tho, Mariana is very distant and cold if you're not the special person she wants to be with. She will always brighten up your day without even realizing it. Be gentle with Mariana, she's very sensitive even if she doesn't show it to everyone. Mariana is perfect
Me: Hey do you know Mariana?
You: Yes, Ofc, everybody is after her but she doesn't even talk to anyone
Mariana by Artistic idiot February 20, 2021

Marianas Trench 

Four man rock band from Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada. Famous for such songs as Shake Tramp, Fix Me and Say Anything. Gaining a lot of popularity due to punchy guitar riffs and melodic vocal sounds and infamy due to the risque lyrics to Shake Tramp.
Hey did you check out that new video of Shake Tramp with the uncensored lyrics on Youtube by Marianas Trench?
Marianas Trench by adelews August 13, 2007