Marf 

For when someone says something through text and you want to convey laughter. An alternative to "LMFAO" or "lol"

Friend: *something funny*
Me: Marf

Marf by ElBarden January 31, 2020

MARF 

MARF: (Noun, Abbreviation) mahr-f: A derogatory term employed to describe those engaging in outdoor recreational activities in a manner inconsistent with experienced hobbyists, especially while doing so with self-promotional motives. A memetic epithetical acronym abbreviating 'Mis-Adventurous Recreational Fuckery.'

The MARF was gored by a bison attempting to take a selfie while disregarding established wildlife viewing protocols.

MARF by itsme_101 December 12, 2020

marf 

An expression of depression, boredom, or general dissatisfaction with your life or current situation

"Hey man, what's up?"
"marf...."
"Oh? What's wrong?"
"Feeling crappy, don't know why"

marf by kimberkid October 29, 2006

Marf 

the name for a person who has the connective tissue dissorder marfan syndrome.

I miss my marfs from the conference

Marf by marfgirl December 5, 2009

marf 

The famous Arseish word 'marf' is commonly used by BadAsses of the United Badgers Association. Meaning "sex" or "fuck", it can be used in a variety of sentences. Other words find it's root in 'marf', such as 'marfut', marfer, 'ubermarfer' and 'merf'. Please use accordingly.

Oi Badgerstaff! Fancy a marf?

marf by Alex K. August 19, 2003

Marf 

When you're stroking it and your mom walks in

1. General Spacebat: Marf
1. General Flamereaperz: Marf!
1. General Emtee: Marf :(
1. General Octah: you all got caught marfing at the same tiem?

Marf by Aman'thul June 28, 2009

marf 

Any human-like creature that is one or more of the following: greedy, horny, smelly, has tendencies to indulge in sexual acts with little girls, or will walk into any house unannounced and eat any and/or all food in the area.

"You're such a goddamn marf, fuck!"

marf by shart666 January 19, 2009