When having sex with your partner, store a small bottle of maple syrup in your anal cavity. Then, as you reach climax, draw your secret weapon from its holster, and proceed fire the maple syrup all over them whilst shouting "MAPLE SYRUP!"
Me and my girl totally did a maple syrup last night. She was sticky for days. Made the Canadians proud.
by Szechuan God September 27, 2017
Get the Maple Syrupmug. Alcoholic Urine. Named for its deep amber/orange color, often derived from dehydration and renal failure.
by Mega Hemroids February 26, 2021
Get the Maple Syrupmug. by Breadslice dawg April 6, 2017
Get the maple syrup landmug. Where two participants both cum into a plastic kiddy pool and put floaties on and just let the semen waves take them away.
David: Man I've had a rough day, I'm not sure how to unwind.
James: Dude have you heard about the "Maple Syrup Ride"? Took all of my stress away. I highly recommend it.
James: Dude have you heard about the "Maple Syrup Ride"? Took all of my stress away. I highly recommend it.
by Dungeonsiege May 20, 2019
Get the Maple Syrup Ridemug. When level ten Canadians have sex they secrete maple syrup out of their orifices. Not to be confused with level nine Canadians who only use it for lube.
Paul: After that hockey game on Friday do you want to partake in maple syrup sex?
Nick: Only if we're talking about level 10 maple syrup sex, not that level 9 shit.
Nick: Only if we're talking about level 10 maple syrup sex, not that level 9 shit.
by Bedsheetgoddess February 3, 2015
Get the maple syrup sexmug. When level ten Canadians have sex they secrete maple syrup out of their orifices. Not to be confused with level nine Canadians who only use it for lube.
Paul: After that hockey game on Friday do you want to partake in maple syrup sex?
Nick: Only if we're talking about level 10 maple syrup sex, not that level 9 shit.
Nick: Only if we're talking about level 10 maple syrup sex, not that level 9 shit.
by Bedsheetgoddess February 3, 2015
Get the maple syrup sexmug.