Manstration

The irrational periods of anger that all males will experience at least once. Usually lasts 24-48 hours.

It is believed to be due to a random influx of testosterone in the male's body. It is the driving force behind all creation, all civilization, and all invention.
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Symptoms include, but are not limited to:
-Wanting to punch inanimate objects for no specific reason
-Pulsing headaches that can only be treated by punching things
-Voracious hunger, best remedied with large quantities of steak.
-Excessive swearing
-Excessive drinking
-Insomnia/Narcolepsy
-Agoraphobia/agoraphilia
-Photophobia/photophilia
-Periods of intense intelligence/ambition followed by periods of ignorance/lethargy

Julianus: Shit bro, I'm manstrating hard. Wanna build an empire to fuck shit up?

Romulus: Sure man, creating an empire that has a big ass legion must be the equivalent of punching dozens of inanimate objects.

Julianus: True shit. That's one of the best cures for Manstration.

by Bando-De-Shamrock May 29, 2013

mansaction

(n) Any commercial transaction in which no words are exchanged.

The guy at the coffee shop knows me well enough now that I don't need to tell him what I want. I just show up, hand him $1.99, and get my coffee. It's a total mansaction.

by adychka January 12, 2010

manstration marks

The socially awkward pass-through, crotch stain common to active hemorrhoid bleeding; similar to a ‘menstration skid’, but more common to the opposite gender.

Damn, check it out. Do you think we should tell him that he’s got a funky thing goin’ on in his shorts?
Let’s give it a bit of time; wait until he starts leaving manstration marks on the furniture.
Right. That way he won’t think that we’re just fuckin’ with him.

by YAWA October 3, 2021

manzrection

The act of becoming fully aroused when watching or just simply talking about Johnny Manziel.

Dude that sideline reporter is sporting a "manzrection" on the a&m sideline.

by thman September 12, 2013

manstration

when a man is in a particularly unpleasant mood, for no appearant reason.

A short tempered man

The male term for PMS, or bitchiness

eg: w loots - manstration

by synergyxcoza January 15, 2011

manteraction

manteraction: an interaction between two men where actionable information is exchanged in three sentences or less.

I just had a manteraction with my Dad. I asked him to pick me up from the airport, and he said ok. End of phone call.

by Gownta January 10, 2017

Mantation (n.)

Typically 5 plus males living in glorious harmony in the same residence, refer to brotel.

Mantation (n.)

Valiant men are grown on the mantation.

Hey there's a party at that sweet mantation.

by msucrew December 24, 2009