When a guy gets really hormonal and PMS-y. They get random mood swings. It comes more often than once a month.
by 4564315 May 16, 2011
(not to be confused under any circumstances with menstruating, therefore, it's spelled with an a after the m, and not an e): very offensive, for men to be incessantly quetching and complaining about this and that, and pentoute not behaving like a typical pragmatic rational male.
advice for men who hate their boss: stop manstruating about how you hate your boss and don't make enough money, read John Gray's Men are from Mars, women are from Venus, and then behave like a rational, pragmatic male by changing jobs.
by Sexydimma October 18, 2013
Grow some balls, clean the sand out of your vagina and don't manstruate in my house 'cause "Sewing with Nancy" was cancelled.
by Riemer August 04, 2006
manstruate, manstruation
masculine variation on menstruate,
When a man displays behavior that is reminiscent of mood swings brought on by the female monthy cycle.
masculine variation on menstruate,
When a man displays behavior that is reminiscent of mood swings brought on by the female monthy cycle.
by Peter Thomas October 12, 2005
1. Term given for a phantom menstruation derived from the male gender in support of female menstruation, considered as a leap forward in gender parity in the workplace
1. Example: There is to be statutory DNA testing in the office due to traces of menstruation in the ladies lavatories. To conform with new workplace regulations men will also be required to provide their own "manstruation" samples
by wilbur smith February 14, 2013
by Deecee February 26, 2015
The time of the month when men display the same characteristics of women during their "time of the month." Generally consists of elevated bitchiness, lack of compassion for others, and intense hunger. Steer clear of boyfriends, fathers, and husbands during this time. Things could get UGLY.
Also known as man-cycle.
Also known as man-cycle.
by Manduh420 June 15, 2007