A group of guys, gathering to discuss topics beyond (or including) the homeless, girls, shaving patterns, sports or other manly things. No chicks allowed. They shouldn't even know about it.
"Hey Fred, have you heard the recent manversation about classifying girls vaginas as different animals? They said Emma's was a Walrus!"
"Dude... that's my girlfriend... but they're kinda right..."
"Dude... that's my girlfriend... but they're kinda right..."
by Phetal November 17, 2006
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A short tempered man
The male term for PMS, or bitchiness
A short tempered man
The male term for PMS, or bitchiness
Kyle: Dude just shut up already, you're annoying the hell out of me.
Sammy: Would you like me to get a tampon for that manstration?
Sammy: Would you like me to get a tampon for that manstration?
by Ima Crazy Bitch August 15, 2009
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The act of two men having a secret conversation in front of the person they are talking about without actually saying more than around 6 words, instead the words are replaced with a series of head nods, bobs, tilts and eyebrow raises.
Me: Dude are you... "Head bob" You know... "Raises eyebrow in direction of chick"
Other guy: Huh?
Me: You know... "tilts head at girl while raising eyebrow"
Other guy: Oh... "Head nod" :D
Rouglhy translated as
Me: "Dude are you hitting that fine assed pussy?"
Other guy: "Which one dude, I know not which poon you speek of"
Me: "You know the one over there, around 5'10", long blonde hair, blue top with white stripes and a brown bag"
Other guy: "Ohh... Yes my friend I am indeed sleeping with that fine young lady, she is indeed very good and does all the nasty stuff we all dream of"
That's a manversation
Other guy: Huh?
Me: You know... "tilts head at girl while raising eyebrow"
Other guy: Oh... "Head nod" :D
Rouglhy translated as
Me: "Dude are you hitting that fine assed pussy?"
Other guy: "Which one dude, I know not which poon you speek of"
Me: "You know the one over there, around 5'10", long blonde hair, blue top with white stripes and a brown bag"
Other guy: "Ohh... Yes my friend I am indeed sleeping with that fine young lady, she is indeed very good and does all the nasty stuff we all dream of"
That's a manversation
by FeenixB1o7 May 6, 2009
Get the Manversation mug.The irrational periods of anger that all males will experience at least once. Usually lasts 24-48 hours.
It is believed to be due to a random influx of testosterone in the male's body. It is the driving force behind all creation, all civilization, and all invention.
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Symptoms include, but are not limited to:
-Wanting to punch inanimate objects for no specific reason
-Pulsing headaches that can only be treated by punching things
-Voracious hunger, best remedied with large quantities of steak.
-Excessive swearing
-Excessive drinking
-Insomnia/Narcolepsy
-Agoraphobia/agoraphilia
-Photophobia/photophilia
-Periods of intense intelligence/ambition followed by periods of ignorance/lethargy
It is believed to be due to a random influx of testosterone in the male's body. It is the driving force behind all creation, all civilization, and all invention.
_______________________________
Symptoms include, but are not limited to:
-Wanting to punch inanimate objects for no specific reason
-Pulsing headaches that can only be treated by punching things
-Voracious hunger, best remedied with large quantities of steak.
-Excessive swearing
-Excessive drinking
-Insomnia/Narcolepsy
-Agoraphobia/agoraphilia
-Photophobia/photophilia
-Periods of intense intelligence/ambition followed by periods of ignorance/lethargy
Julianus: Shit bro, I'm manstrating hard. Wanna build an empire to fuck shit up?
Romulus: Sure man, creating an empire that has a big ass legion must be the equivalent of punching dozens of inanimate objects.
Julianus: True shit. That's one of the best cures for Manstration.
Romulus: Sure man, creating an empire that has a big ass legion must be the equivalent of punching dozens of inanimate objects.
Julianus: True shit. That's one of the best cures for Manstration.
by Bando-De-Shamrock May 29, 2013
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2. An intellectual and meaningful conversation between two men
2. An intellectual and meaningful conversation between two men
Guy 1: "Me and Paul just had a great manversation at the park"
Guy 2: "Did you talk about your girlfriend?"
Guy 2: "Did you talk about your girlfriend?"
by B Rose June 11, 2010
Get the Manversation mug.The socially awkward pass-through, crotch stain common to active hemorrhoid bleeding; similar to a ‘menstration skid’, but more common to the opposite gender.
Damn, check it out. Do you think we should tell him that he’s got a funky thing goin’ on in his shorts?
Let’s give it a bit of time; wait until he starts leaving manstration marks on the furniture.
Right. That way he won’t think that we’re just fuckin’ with him.
Let’s give it a bit of time; wait until he starts leaving manstration marks on the furniture.
Right. That way he won’t think that we’re just fuckin’ with him.
by YAWA October 3, 2021
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Keith was mad at Rick for saying something rude. To everyone else Ricks comment was not rude, but true. Keith, acting like a women over something stupid, is said to be manstruating. This happens often. Manstruation is for lamers.
by cRoush May 9, 2008
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