mansaction

(n) Any commercial transaction in which no words are exchanged.

The guy at the coffee shop knows me well enough now that I don't need to tell him what I want. I just show up, hand him $1.99, and get my coffee. It's a total mansaction.

by adychka January 12, 2010

mantraction

noun;

1: a force acting mutually between 1 or more men, at least one being very or extremely sexually attractive, tending to draw them together, and resisting their separation; and yet still maintaining a proper heterosexual distance between them
2: The property or characteristic of a sexy man that attracts or is intended to attract other men by appealing to their desires and tastes,

Fabio's glistening pectorals exude mantraction.

by Fabio Lanzoni January 22, 2008

Manceptionist

A Male receptionist commonly seen at the front desk. These are men of honor and respect who defend the front desk like a spartan! MANCEPTIONISTS! PREPARE FOR GLORY!!!!

Andrew: I have to go to work
Dan: What do you do?
Andrew: I'm a manceptionist.

by punkman925 November 28, 2007

manzrection

The act of becoming fully aroused when watching or just simply talking about Johnny Manziel.

Dude that sideline reporter is sporting a "manzrection" on the a&m sideline.

by thman September 12, 2013

Manception

When you covertly plant ideas in a man's head by saying them first, but he wasn't really listening.

Woman: "This car needs an oil change. I'm going to take care of it this afternoon."
Man (not listening): "That's nice, honey... Say, we should take the car in for an oil change soon. Trust me."
Woman: "Once an idea has taken hold of the brain, it’s almost impossible to eradicate. You have just experienced the art of Manception."
Man (not listening): "That's nice, honey."

by PortmanteauStorm July 31, 2022

Manvention

An invention made by a man for women. Typically ridiculous in nature, have shitty product reviews, and result in money loss/bankruptcy.

Example: Bluetooth Tampons, Bic Pens for Women, penis envy pills

**Child points to screen** "Mom what's a Bluetooth tampon?"
Mother: "Oh God, not another Manvention. I thought we were passed this!" **Changes channel with dismay**

Guy: "Hey babe, I got you some Bluetooth tampons."
Girl: "Get your shitty ass Manvention out of my face Henry!"

Girl 1: "Did you hear Morgan is in the hospital?"
Girl 2: "No, what happened? Did she have the baby?"
Girl 1: "She bought that Manvention off of kickstarter, stuck it up her vag thinking she'd be able to talk to the baby."
Girl 2: "Is she going to die?"
Girl 1: "Prolly."

by @amandabohbanda July 13, 2016

Manceptional

What is Manceptional? Manceptional is a state of being. It’s the way you feel the first time you put on a custom tailored three piece suit. The way you feel after making love to a beautiful woman for two days straight and she says “thank you”. Manceptional is being able to fluently speak five languages, two of which are native to your own private island. It’s being a man who can build things with his bare hands which lesser men would need “tools” to do. When you are Manceptional women want to be with you, and men begin to doubt their sexual orientation. When you are Manceptional you sit at the top of the food-chain that is mankind, which means you are at the top of the food-chain that is at the top of the food chain. When you are Manceptional you can walk into any room with confidence, not because you fit in- lesser men fit in- but because you are Manceptional.

If people place bids on your facebook pictures, you are manceptional.

by Manceptional August 7, 2012