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mannequinism

an epidemic where a citizen plays no key role in the economic or social contrasts of our world, such as closing oneself in a dark box, or having too much in hand hence having no time for volunteer work, or any participation in a community, in turn, this leads to the person literally turning into a mannequin; a subtle, crippled figure immune to the active world around it.
Georgia needs to start volunteering at the Shelter; her job is swallowing her.

Mannequinism is the actual predator.
by Ffeilisha December 28, 2005
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Mannequin

When a man stretches his scrotum up over his penis and entirely covers it so his genital region resembles a flat skin-coloured patch, similar to a store mannequin.
After shaving my sack I can do such a good mannequin, Target wants to hire me to do in store promotions.
by Raypower October 25, 2009
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Mannequin

A term used to describe an obviously fake person; a person who either looks or acts differently than they make themselves out to appear (usually negative).
Joe: I heard Nicole had a stress fracture in her leg
Katie: That's weird, I saw her running perfectly fine a few minutes ago.
Joe: Geez, what a mannequin.
by DarkPhoenix268 May 2, 2008
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Mannequin

A person that looks better dressed than naked. The term implies deception on the person's part for cleverly masking their physical shortcomings.
I wasted the whole night trying to fuck that mannequin from the bar last night. She looked hot with her clothes on, but when she got undressed I had to close my eyes to keep my boner. She was hiding fat like it was Osama Bin Laden.
by jessfilly August 13, 2009
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Mannequin

The social classification for individuals lacking emotion, complete social unawareness, extreme self-consciousness, and the commandment of a room. Masters of photographic angles and poses in front of the camera, extremely chiseled, and justifiably confident with their bodies. Mannequins have a fixation with repetitive electronic dance music, are highly fashion forward, and maintain a stoic stance at all times.
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by socialclassifications.tumblr August 21, 2012
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Mannequin

when your walking on the street with a duck on your head then the duck falls of your head, then you slip on the duck and land on your ass, then you dislocate your ass, then you walk around with a broken ass and a duck stuck to it, in the mall, then you look so ridiculous that LC WAIKIKI hires you be a mannequin.
Teacher: students what do you wanna do in the future
Me: I wanna be mannequin
by mY dONkeY iS cOoL June 26, 2021
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mannequinism

a spate of people whose bodies are unhealthily under-weight for one's own benefit
Stop mannequinism from spreading to our posterity.
by Feilisha May 15, 2005
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