Manbortion

The act of going for a huge manly shit after a rather heavy night out, usually comprising Beer, Spirits and Takeaway food (most likely containing Chilli or spice of some kind). The closest a male can get to the feeling of having something living forcibly torn out of them. Coined by a group of lads from Shrewsbury, Shropshire, UK.

Lad, i think i need to go for a Manbortion!

Dude i just went for one hell of a Manbortion!

Ah fuck it smells like someone's just had a Manbortion in there! Manbort! MANBORT!

by Captain Jesus Pasty August 17, 2010

mansation

A verbal conversation taking place between 2 or more heterosexual men. Normally taking place prior to a time of slumber. ANY topic can be spoken about between members of the group. The contents of a mansation may not be brought up to other individuals that did not participate in the mansation.

Sam, Jory, and Nolan had a mansation for the record books last night.

or

Jory: What did you think about the vag we were talking about in our mansation last night?
Sam: That shit was epic.

Nolan: Wait what vag were you talking about?
Jory: Don't worry about it.

by midnightexpress October 21, 2009

Manslation

mans-ley-shuhn, tranz- /mænsˈleɪʃən/ noun
when a man translates another man's words/actions into plain English that women can understand & interpret

John told me that he needed space & wanted to test the waters. I was confused so I contacted Mike so that he could provide the manslation.

by @aj2fab July 23, 2010

Molotion

Molotion, Molotionist

Molotions are like amoeba but human, they think they can reproduce asexually by the process of binary fission. They have no faith in finding a love or what so ever in their life, even if someone tries to motivate them they behave like love is not a part of their life.
They can get real jealous/toxic seeing other couples and keeps on finding their mistakes and thing so that molotions can bring them down

You know why Suraj is always jealous of other couples? Because he's a molotion.
Suraj is a molotion because he has no faith in finding the love of his life.

by Lemon Rose October 15, 2021

mancation

Beer, golf, beer, poker, beer, fire, beer, meat, beer, laughs, beer, horseshoes, beer, shuffleboard, beer, bunkhouse, beer, outhouse, beer, beer and beer.

50 of my closest friends and I gather each year at a camp in the Allegheny Forest for beer, golf, beer, poker, beer, fire, beer, meat, beer, laughs, beer, horseshoes, beer, shuffleboard, beer, bunkhouse, beer, outhouse, beer, beer and beer. In other words, the perfect mancation.

by Mark "Del Murder" Fortgang September 19, 2008

Mancation

When a woman takes a break from men for awhile. It usually occurs after a period of back to back relationships or after a flurry of cringe worthy first dates. During her mancation, she doesn't date, go online or think about a relationship with a man. She purposefully takes herself off the market and out of the dating game. This period usually involves an increase in self-care, hanging with girlfriends, shopping, taking stock of her life and developing her career or new creative pursuits. Success frequently follows a mancation.

Did you notice that Kim Kardashian has taken a total mancation? She's all about her business right now. Good for her.

by Bklngrl January 7, 2011

mantion

intentional misspelling of the word 'mansion'

I live in a 500 room mantion. You live in tents. Deal.

by maplebacon November 14, 2006