Manitis

When a male perspective of having a cold or an injury is far worse than a woman’s experience with a similar cold or injury. Often includes excruciating pain when having a hangnail; Or a death sentence during a common cold.

Female: He pulled a muscle in his back, just like I did 2 days ago. I didn’t complain at all and went back to work the next day. But, he’s on strict bedrest and can’t move his extremities. He’s got a bad case of Manitis.

by Daviscour July 30, 2018

mangitis

A female that is:
a)severly ugly.
b)looks likes a man.

Holy shit that chick looks like she has mangitis.

by jadiles September 10, 2005

Manicism

Symptoms and physical manifestations of an individual’s manic or hypomanic state.

The patient’s manicisms included pressured speech, anxiety, grandiosity, and promiscuity.

by BeBodacious March 5, 2018

mangitis

A male that is said to have a man-gina

Dude you have mangitis

by blakis012 June 22, 2008

Malikism

Making a clean statement dirty by twisting around the meaning to something inapropriate or provocative.

Friend: Hey did you hear Felicia is a vegetarian?

Me: Wow so she is a lesbian now?

Friend: Wow, I'm not liking that

Malikism you used there dude.

Me: Get it? She doesn't like to eat meat.

Friend: Pervert.

by Just_sayin20 September 6, 2014

manitis

What you have the day after too much SingStar and/or singing/screaming along to songs at the pub.

Sig: Jeez, you sound like a man today...
Ann: Yeah, i know, i have manitis :(

by Anneh April 26, 2008

manicism

a manic behavior or movement, phrase or statement made while manic or hypomanic.

Though she was making progress, her old manicisms would return during stressful times.

by BeBodacious June 29, 2016