Mandrenaline

The imaginary substance used by men to overcome whiskey dick and cum anyways; usually resulting in a facial of epic proportions.

I was at this party and couldn't get it up, so I mustered all my mandrenaline and busted on her face.

by DChill October 30, 2012

MandoMoneyShot

When you convince your significant other to perform oral sex on you in complete darkness. Unbeknownst to your significant other, you have carefully stashed a Boba Fett mask nearby, along with an adjustable portable desk light (can be purchased on Amazon). Immediately prior to your climax, carefully don the Boba Fett mask and have the portable desk light positioned correctly. Upon blasting your partner in the face, whether you shoot or spray, you immediately light up the room with Boba Fett mask covering your face. Subsequent to your significant other wearing your load or spray, you must utter the words "This is the way." Best done under the influence of hallucinogenic substances.

Ted: How was your night, did you finally get oral from your girlfriend?

Fred: It was amazing, I blasted her in the face and then when I turned on the lights I was wearing that Boba Fest mask you got me. Total MandoMoneyShot. They might as well just hand me over the dark saber.

by Moon Chan April 20, 2023

Mandre

A father, or dad, who acts more like a motherly figure than a fatherly one.

Bro #1: Shit, man...

Bro #2: Whaddup?

Bro #1: Last night, my dad asked me which of his slacks looked better on him for my mom's book club.

Bro #2: You gotta mandre, bro.

by Chronic-What!-cils of Narnia February 15, 2010

Mandom

the state of being a man

"welcome to the true man's land, the land of Mandom." -Ringo Roadagain

by jojoreference1890 October 26, 2020

mandpo

abbreviation for "masturbate and pass out", referring to times when one decides to end the day with a healthy self-love session and subsequently falls quickly asleep.

(v) - the act of masturbating and then passing out directly after masturbating for a lovely night's rest

"I'd love to go out with you tonight, but honestly I think I'll just mandpo instead, no offense."

"When I mandpo, I like to have smooth jazz on in the background to set a nice vibe."

"I always have better dreams after I mandpo, something about the blood rush."

by deniso/maro April 21, 2009

Mandraulic

A portmanteau of manual + hydraulic, which, despite the etymology, is a hybrid process where despite automation in all other parts one vital link is filled by a human action rather than machine.

Mandraulic: "Computer Application "A" produces a table of data, which is converted into a payment run to a vendor in Computer Application "B" once the Accounts Payable clerk has loaded that table into Computer Application B, rather than it being exported automatically from Computer Application A into Computer Application B.

Dave is the mandraulic piece of the process as he has to load the batch coming out of the enterprise resource planning system onto the payment platform.

by Outmarsat June 8, 2018

Mando-fail

A failure in a maths exam or test. Or a failure involving any maths-related problem or scenario. Dervies from the word Maths, (M) Addition, (a) Numbers, (N), Division (D) and Obtuse, (O). Commonly used in the east-Midlands area of Britain, this word is growing in usage.

Teacher: What do you think of the fact that you got 25% on your Maths exam?

Boy: It's a Mando-fail.

by ChocoholicCatholic23 July 18, 2009