mandpo 

abbreviation for "masturbate and pass out", referring to times when one decides to end the day with a healthy self-love session and subsequently falls quickly asleep.

(v) - the act of masturbating and then passing out directly after masturbating for a lovely night's rest

"I'd love to go out with you tonight, but honestly I think I'll just mandpo instead, no offense."

"When I mandpo, I like to have smooth jazz on in the background to set a nice vibe."

"I always have better dreams after I mandpo, something about the blood rush."

mandpo by deniso/maro April 21, 2009

Mandong 

Hit with the ladies, pimp, playa

My Dragger military brother is such a player! He's the Mandong yo!

Mandong by 03bangbang February 26, 2017

Manopolitan 

1 Part Rum
1 Part Tequilla
Cranberry Juice
Lime wedge

A drink, that tastes good, but isn't girl sounding. A man's version of the Cosmopolitan. Made for a man, by a man, man.

I didn't want to sound girly and order a cosmopolitan, so I ordered a Manopolitan instead

Manopolitan by Triphammer417 December 4, 2010

Mandrosexual 

Mandrosexual is a new form of sexuality. Unlike androsexual this is a way of expressing attraction to only the male anatomy. Despite what the person may identify as their own gender. An Mandrosexual would find someone attractive regardless of gender as long as they had an male anatomy (and or a Male reproductive system).

I really like Jessica, However because she doesn't have an male anatomy i cant see myself falling in love with her. Because i am an Mandrosexual.

Mandrosexual by Echoshy January 29, 2020

buttery mando 

this act should be performed during foreplay.

A buttery mando is when a person with high strung calves rubs butter over their leg then has their girlfriend lick it off.

oi bro, whys your leg all red?

i had my bitch doing the buttery mando all night.

Fuck yeah

buttery mando by the smelly jew August 31, 2010

MandoMoneyShot 

When you convince your significant other to perform oral sex on you in complete darkness. Unbeknownst to your significant other, you have carefully stashed a Boba Fett mask nearby, along with an adjustable portable desk light (can be purchased on Amazon). Immediately prior to your climax, carefully don the Boba Fett mask and have the portable desk light positioned correctly. Upon blasting your partner in the face, whether you shoot or spray, you immediately light up the room with Boba Fett mask covering your face. Subsequent to your significant other wearing your load or spray, you must utter the words "This is the way." Best done under the influence of hallucinogenic substances.

Ted: How was your night, did you finally get oral from your girlfriend?

Fred: It was amazing, I blasted her in the face and then when I turned on the lights I was wearing that Boba Fest mask you got me. Total MandoMoneyShot. They might as well just hand me over the dark saber.

MandoMoneyShot by Moon Chan April 20, 2023

Manpology 

The act of not apologising, and just pretending that nothing happened.

John totally freaked out on me last night, but he gave me a manpology so I will pretend that everything is good.

Manpology by Kaiser Kittu October 15, 2010