abbreviation for "masturbate and pass out", referring to times when one decides to end the day with a healthy self-love session and subsequently falls quickly asleep.
(v) - the act of masturbating and then passing out directly after masturbating for a lovely night's rest
(v) - the act of masturbating and then passing out directly after masturbating for a lovely night's rest
"I'd love to go out with you tonight, but honestly I think I'll just mandpo instead, no offense."
"When I mandpo, I like to have smooth jazz on in the background to set a nice vibe."
"I always have better dreams after I mandpo, something about the blood rush."
"When I mandpo, I like to have smooth jazz on in the background to set a nice vibe."
"I always have better dreams after I mandpo, something about the blood rush."
by deniso/maro April 21, 2009
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A drink, that tastes good, but isn't girl sounding. A man's version of the Cosmopolitan. Made for a man, by a man, man.
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A drink, that tastes good, but isn't girl sounding. A man's version of the Cosmopolitan. Made for a man, by a man, man.
by Triphammer417 December 4, 2010
Get the Manopolitan mug.Mandrosexual is a new form of sexuality. Unlike androsexual this is a way of expressing attraction to only the male anatomy. Despite what the person may identify as their own gender. An Mandrosexual would find someone attractive regardless of gender as long as they had an male anatomy (and or a Male reproductive system).
I really like Jessica, However because she doesn't have an male anatomy i cant see myself falling in love with her. Because i am an Mandrosexual.
by Echoshy January 29, 2020
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A buttery mando is when a person with high strung calves rubs butter over their leg then has their girlfriend lick it off.
A buttery mando is when a person with high strung calves rubs butter over their leg then has their girlfriend lick it off.
by the smelly jew August 31, 2010
Get the buttery mando mug.When you convince your significant other to perform oral sex on you in complete darkness. Unbeknownst to your significant other, you have carefully stashed a Boba Fett mask nearby, along with an adjustable portable desk light (can be purchased on Amazon). Immediately prior to your climax, carefully don the Boba Fett mask and have the portable desk light positioned correctly. Upon blasting your partner in the face, whether you shoot or spray, you immediately light up the room with Boba Fett mask covering your face. Subsequent to your significant other wearing your load or spray, you must utter the words "This is the way." Best done under the influence of hallucinogenic substances.
Ted: How was your night, did you finally get oral from your girlfriend?
Fred: It was amazing, I blasted her in the face and then when I turned on the lights I was wearing that Boba Fest mask you got me. Total MandoMoneyShot. They might as well just hand me over the dark saber.
Fred: It was amazing, I blasted her in the face and then when I turned on the lights I was wearing that Boba Fest mask you got me. Total MandoMoneyShot. They might as well just hand me over the dark saber.
by Moon Chan April 20, 2023
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by Kaiser Kittu October 15, 2010
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