mandpo

abbreviation for "masturbate and pass out", referring to times when one decides to end the day with a healthy self-love session and subsequently falls quickly asleep.

(v) - the act of masturbating and then passing out directly after masturbating for a lovely night's rest

"I'd love to go out with you tonight, but honestly I think I'll just mandpo instead, no offense."

"When I mandpo, I like to have smooth jazz on in the background to set a nice vibe."

"I always have better dreams after I mandpo, something about the blood rush."

by deniso/maro April 21, 2009