A male-male sex act involving anal sex and a tangerine. When two males are fornicating, the "pitcher" pierces a tangerine with his member before penetrating his partners ass hole to provide a zesty citrus maneuver.
by Jazzy Geoffery January 31, 2009
Get the manderino mug.This is the sexual act in which the girl/guy giving you a handjob rubs too hard in turn giving you a red, raw dick. Along with the raw dick comes the inability to get off which also gives you blue balls. The combination of the two makes something terrible/nightmarish and also is similar to the face of a Mandrill monkey.
Brah, that bitch gave me a rawjob and I couldn't get off. I never thought it would happen to me, but, yes, I did receive a Mandrill.
by ske3bal1a September 14, 2011
Get the Mandrill mug.Mandaeism is a minor religion with around 65,000 followers. Most followers live in the Middle East, though some live in America. Holy book is Ginza Rba and Qolusta.
Mandaeism is in the Mid-East, but it is not an Abrahamic religion like Christianity, Judaism, and Islam. Abraham is considered a false prophet to them. Other false prophets are Moses, Jesus, and Muhammad.
Mandaeans say that their religion started with Adam and Eve, and the final prophet (Also most important prophet) was John the Baptist, who gave plenty of religious information to Jesus Christ, trusting him to spread the truth. Now Mandaeans say Jesus perverted John's words and so is a false prophet.
Prophets:
Adam
Abel (Whom Cain killed)
Seth
Enosh
Noah
Shem
Aram
John the Baptist
There is almost no information aside from prophets since Mandaeans are somewhat secretive about their beliefs, so that is all that can really be said.
Mandaeism is in the Mid-East, but it is not an Abrahamic religion like Christianity, Judaism, and Islam. Abraham is considered a false prophet to them. Other false prophets are Moses, Jesus, and Muhammad.
Mandaeans say that their religion started with Adam and Eve, and the final prophet (Also most important prophet) was John the Baptist, who gave plenty of religious information to Jesus Christ, trusting him to spread the truth. Now Mandaeans say Jesus perverted John's words and so is a false prophet.
Prophets:
Adam
Abel (Whom Cain killed)
Seth
Enosh
Noah
Shem
Aram
John the Baptist
There is almost no information aside from prophets since Mandaeans are somewhat secretive about their beliefs, so that is all that can really be said.
by Charles Chilly March 1, 2008
Get the Mandaeism mug.An operating system based on GNU software, the linux kernel, and the redhat package manager (RPM). One of the easiest to use and most autoconfigured versions of linux.
Used to be called Mandrake Linux before a name copyright lawsuit was filed by the creater of Mandrake the Magician
Used to be called Mandrake Linux before a name copyright lawsuit was filed by the creater of Mandrake the Magician
Example 1:
Yeah i just got the new version of limewire. The RPM for it Didn't work so i had to compile it from source.
Example 2:
Person 1. Ditch Windows, switch to Mandriva Linux. No viruses and its completely free.
Person 2. Isnt Linux Hard?
Person 1: Not mandriva, its fully autoconfigured for most computers.
Yeah i just got the new version of limewire. The RPM for it Didn't work so i had to compile it from source.
Example 2:
Person 1. Ditch Windows, switch to Mandriva Linux. No viruses and its completely free.
Person 2. Isnt Linux Hard?
Person 1: Not mandriva, its fully autoconfigured for most computers.
by Nickelbackro March 22, 2009
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Get the manderine mug.An elderly friend who claims everybody hates the world while simultaneously hating the world more then everyone else. Often gangly in appearance, they often rock haircuts from their childhood claiming they are still relevant. During mating season one will notice the little hair they have left (not balding... just thinning) stand up, signaling to near by females that he is permed and ready for coutis.
Jordan "Gills being such a dough bag downer tonight! "
Tyson "what, you mean old mandrew over there?"
Tyson "what, you mean old mandrew over there?"
by trexcellenta April 3, 2017
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by Toryoung September 4, 2016
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