mañanita

1. An awfully lame and pathetic excuse spouted by a single-celled organism when caught red-handed violating a policy, regulation, or law that it was supposedly duty-bound to enforce and uphold

2. May also refer to a police official who acts all tough and scary and all that but actually has a soft spot for birthday parties where he is given dozens of roses and is serenaded like a blushing Mexican quinceanera

Major General Debrave did not violate any quarantine protocols when he had a birthday party with his underlings, that was just a mañanita you nincompoop. Also, he is a cop so he is above the law unlike the great unwashed like us who should toe the line and obey the police if they don't want to get arrested and shot. Full stop

by Debsdds May 13, 2020

Mantenance

Any form of male grooming.

"Yo dude, I gotta run. Gonna do some mantenance. Gotta be tough on the scruff!"

by joshinatorg January 29, 2009

manangilated

1. A state or condition described as extremely fucked up.

2. A combination of the words mangled and annihilated with a twist.

Man 1: Did you see Jimmy try to make that jump over those twenty seven cars?
Man 2: Yea man, the crash was amazing but his bike is totally manangilated.

by Locker June 16, 2007

mantenna

A man's penis, specifically in the erect position.

My mantenna is detecting some estrogen in the area, so I should follow it to find the girl of my dreams.

by Marcus Solomon November 19, 2007

MANventure

A manly adventure, which women cannot partake in, taken on by only the manliest of men (see A.M.M.) which most often includes guns, sharp objects, power tools (though hand-tools are manlier), gas guzzling automobiles, other forms of manly gas powered transportation (see alternate definition of MANventure), pirate maps, AC/DC, sandwiches (made only by women), and an extremely detailed plan that is almost certain to fail. Protocol says an alternate plan is to be promptly made up on the spot no matter how ridiculous, difficult, illegal, or unlikely to be accomplished it may be.

Dude, let's take my home-made submarine across the Pacific Ocean and hunt whales with my buck knife. It'll be a MANventure.

by A.M.M. Founder June 17, 2010

mancent

when an attractive woman opens her mouth for the first time and sounds like a man is trapped inside her voice box

Steeven: yo check out the new girl shes a dime piece

Mark: bro she has a mancent, her voice is deeper than barry white!

by reimer November 1, 2013

Phil Manansala

Kickass Filipino guitar player of the metalcore band Of Mice and Men.Has amazing hair and is hot as fuck, right up there with Tony Perry.He always makes this poker face in pictures whether serious or casual and he looks like he's trying not to laugh. One of the most amazing people you'll ever find on the earth.

Girl 1: Man, who is that fucking sexy guitar player on stage next to the ginger?

Girl 2: Oh, that's Phil Manansala. He's a pussy destroyer.

by Professor Kickflip July 10, 2014