fuck off, man

The phrase someone says after the know they can't come back to an insult that was just said to them.

Tim: "Haha, oh my god, Mike, your such a fag.

Mike: "Shut up, Tim, your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory."

Tim: "...fuck off, man..."

by Xyotei April 20, 2011

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Slide off and do something witcha man

a question you ask to a girl through texts or in person, meaning " why dont we mess around ".

"sup baby, why don't u slide off and do something witcha man!"

by MarkoOdo May 13, 2009

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jacking off a trans man

you expect to take a man with a 9 inch dick home instead you bring home a tranny.

Example: Last night I was caught by my mother jacking off a trans man!

by TheLaughingJackass April 8, 2024

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Poor Man's Office

An abandoned room or or laboratory on a college campus or high school ideally.

Where is Jamal? He is in his poor man's office in the abandoned chemistry lab on the fourth floor.

by fartso54 May 22, 2018

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offering a drowning man a glass of water

doing something that you think is helpful but that only makes the situation worse

She was trying to explain the situation simpler, but it was just like offering a drowning man a glass of water.

by HiddenPaw October 29, 2008

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An Official Man Card is the Worlds Only Authentic Man Card that is issued by OfficialManCard.com. It is an actual, tangible, plastic hold in your hand Man Card that comes printed with your Name, Unique Member number and Flag of your country of origin, as well as a Certificate of Authenticity and Two Revocation cards - when your buddies do something unmanly.

Jeff went and saw Sex and the City Two, We've got to revoke his Official Man Card!

by OfficialManCard February 23, 2011

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