man boob convention

the secondary response to the question, Tipy Toe? Meaning are we leaving?, but not letting the other people you are with know you had a plan to go if the party, or hang out spot, sucked.

Me and tom were in the pool when he called Tipy toe, it sucked so bad i instantly called MAN BOOB CONVENTION, and we left without prompting anyone.

by Mathew Kiley October 18, 2008

Man-Boob-Syndrome (MBS)

this is a highly contagious and awful disease wich starts in the pectorals and makes them grow to resemble a womans chest...fellas if uve been feelin "bouncy" lately....go get a bra!

INsult: o go fondle you man boobs! (sca kids do not steal~!)

by danielle April 14, 2005

Man Boob Juice

The lactation from a male with Gynomastia or man boobs

Homie got man boob juice seepin' thu his shirt.

by hoopyjoob August 29, 2007

Man Boob Juice

Term used for mountain dew, since scientific studies show the high sugar content has been known to cause obesity in young people.

I need some man boob juice to go with that turkey hoagie.

by PaStatDude May 15, 2006

boob man

A person (usually male) who most appreciates the breasts of a woman over other parts such as the legs or butt, sometimes to the point of obsession.

Male 1: DAMN! Look at the ass on that girl! Tell me you wouldn't tap that!
Male 2: Mmm, I dunno. I'm more of a boob man, and she's definitely lacking up top.

by Not-that-cool Guy November 1, 2011

boob man

A man obsessed with breasts, with an insatiable lust to enjoy every pair of boobs he sees.

You can find a boob man at his residence, inside a woman's shirt.

by psyduck1 July 27, 2011

boob man

(noun) A heterosexual male who prefers boobs over ass, or has a general obsession with boobs. This is usually in regard to discussion between men about which body part (arse or chest) they find most attractive.

The antonym to the boob man is the ass guy.

(Two men discussing women)
Boob Man: Becky has the best rack I’ve ever seen. I want her so bad.
Ass Guy: Yea but her ass is flat as a pancake.
Boob Man: I don’t care.

by 100PercentEthylAlcohol February 2, 2022