mammaries

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thanks for the mammaries

mammaries by CCUP April 17, 2003

Coitus Mammaris 

(kō'ĭ-tes - mam-uh-res) n. adj. Sexual union between a male and a female involving insertion of the penis between the breasts. Usually accompanied by rhythmic movements, leading to the ejaculation of semen from the penis in the region between her cleavage, neck and chin. A high-brow description of a sexual act also known as "titty-fucking".

Coitus: Origin, Latin, from past participle of coīre, to copulate.

Mammaris: Origin, mammary 1682, from French mammaire; from Latin mamma "breast," probably from the child's word for "mother."

So Biff. How did it go with Muffy last night?

Fairly well, old chap. Muffy said she was in her "scarlet phase". So, after the cotillion, we did a little coitus mammaris in the back of the Bentley behind the clubhouse. I was a tad annoyed when she used my ascot to clean her "pearl necklace" off.

Coitus Mammaris by Downside Risk January 14, 2010

Yanks for the Mammaries 

Describes when men " pleasure " themselves after a Girls Gone Wild Video or other event where drunk young college age girls expose their breasts.

Meanwhile at a big spring break party...

Dave: Dude..I'm soooo wasted...
Fred: Yeah man...oh my god shes going to do it!
Dave: Who?
Fred: Surfer tits..you know...surf and turf!
Dave: oh..Oh OH There goes the t-shirt! Look at those righteous tities!
In unison " Yanks for the Mammaries!

Dave goes to grab his crotch but misses and collapses in a drunken stupor.

Fred ,50 years later is visiting Dave's grave site. He thinks to himself "Good times...good times".

Yanks for the Mammaries by GFeet January 13, 2010

Mammalanche 

Freakishly HUGE breasts that are beyond what is normally considered large, generally sagging down to the lower abdomen.

"Man, did you see the tits on that bitch? I had to run to avoid being buried by a MAMMALANCHE!"

Mammalanche by Shane Ivory January 3, 2010

Mammorial 

Any ceremony, real or imagined, that worships or mourns an outstanding set of breasts.

Joe: "Dude, remember Jane from back in High School? Saw her in town today."

Bob: "Yeah, she had a great rack! How'd she look?"

Joe: "We'd better have a Mammorial, cause they were hangin' so low you couldn't see her belt!"

Mammorial by RocketmanKarl February 23, 2010

mammagantic 

Descriptive term for overly large breasts

Keeley Hazell's breasts are mammagantic.

mammagantic by Hitoritaka November 14, 2005

SWEET MOTHER OF MAMMARIES! 

An expression used when an individual(usually horny male) is tantalized or amazed by the beauty/size of a woman's breasts.

*random hottie flashes boobs*
Bob: SWEET MOTHER OF MAMMARIES!

@o@ ---> (.)(.)

-See Vgcats.com comic 151 for a funny example

SWEET MOTHER OF MAMMARIES! by >_<; May 2, 2005